ear plugs

Jewlery that dramatically stretches the earlobes, sometimes with the intention of earlobe copulation. indcates robust participation in receiving anal intercourse.its

Hey that guy/girl totally gauged out their ears with fuckablr ear plugs. This indicates that they need their holes stretched. (S)he takes it in the ass

by m6e6t6 April 3, 2019

Ear capacity

When the young people have more wax in their ears to sustain loud music.

Show’s on at 11! You gonna let me deal this ear capacity alone!?

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it April 6, 2019

Ear service

Someone who hears you but isn’t actually listening or gives a shit. They will nod and act like they care but have hardly a clue of what you said. People who “listen” to you talk but just so they can respond and they like to hear themselves talk. Similar to lip service but with your ears. Pretending to listen.

“Hey did your girlfriend tell you about her doctors visit?”

“Yeah but I had to give her ear service cause she wouldn’t shut up after 15 minutes.”

by Pink panther 89 April 15, 2019

Ear muff

When a women’s breasts are so long and droopy they cover your ears when you go down on her.

Man this chick from tinder ear muffed me last night.

by Slagehammer October 3, 2019

Ear Rape

Getting raped in the ear by a large cock (Preferably Black), or occasionally it is someone breathing into the microphone on a headset.

Dude 1: yo shut the fuck up your ear raping me!

Dude 2: what does my breath sound like when I breath in the mic!

Dude 1 is listening to dude 2 breathing into the my therefore getting ear raped

by Thick Nibba🍑🍑 October 11, 2019

Mickey Mouse ears

Slang term for over-ear hearing protection. Often used in the US Armed Forces.

Damnit Carl, put on the fucking Mickey Mouse ears or you're gonna go deaf!

"WHAT!?"

by 'WolfMyer' August 8, 2019

Ear Hustling

1 To purposefully listen in on a conversation; Even though it was not intended for them; Being nosy.
2 Another term for eavesdropping

A. Guy 1 and 2 are talking upstairs, Guy 3 is downstairs listening to them talk at the bottom of the stairs to listen in on what they are planning on Friday, he is Ear Hustling.
B. Guy A : "Hey Guy B.., My Mom was Ear Hustling while I was on the xbox last night.."

Guy B : "How much did she hear??"

Guy A : "Pretty much everything.."

by grandest of autismo August 12, 2019