The precise moment in the evening when wearing your sunglasses goes from being acceptable to making you look like a complete tool or douche bag.
1. Shit! I should probably take off my sunglasses at this point... We are definitely way too far past the douching hour.
2. Dammit Zach, take of those sunglasses! The douching hour was like 15 minutes ago and I can no longer be seen with you if you leave them on!
2. Dammit Zach, take of those sunglasses! The douching hour was like 15 minutes ago and I can no longer be seen with you if you leave them on!
by zhboarder July 22, 2013
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by megabucks January 12, 2014
Get the douche danish mug.A group of guys who act likes feminine butt monkeys. Their lack of decency is astounding. Alone they would be considered a douche bag but collectively they are know as a bag of douches.
While waiting in line to order lunch at Burger King, a Bag of Douches wearing jeans down to with knees and hats on backwards cut in line and was trying to flirt with the checker.
by kingjofus January 10, 2013
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Guy 1: Rambling about douchey financial job that takes advantage of struggling companies. Bragging about laying people off and making money of peoples pain
Guy 2: “is that douche cushion to shield your lips from all the dicks you suck all day? You f’kn douche cushion”
Guy 2: “is that douche cushion to shield your lips from all the dicks you suck all day? You f’kn douche cushion”
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