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Douche Meeting

The time of the month that all of the college kids get together at a restaurant or bar.
Dan: Dammit this was the only place that we could go to get away from the douche meeting
Bar Owner: Well I guess that all we can do now is burn the bar down in a holy fire.
by jdupon21 January 4, 2010
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douche mallet

A military phrase to describe an individual who has shown themself to be very moronic and stupid in one way or another, thus comparing them to the cleansing product for dirty vaginas and being a general tool or one who lacks the mental capacity to know he is being used. A asshole fool or cretin. Having low intelligence and or self esteem. Someone who has no purpose in life but to starve the world of oxygen and be a burden on others. A mallet being a tool for somebody that cannot be trusted to do anything but make little rocks from big rocks.
Kanye West is tweeting stupid shit and making himself look like a fucking Douche Mallet.

The CSM is making us cut grass this weekend instead of giving us pass....what a fucking douche mallet!

that butter bar Lieutenant is going to march us straight into a swamp....fucking douche mallet.
by SGT Bo June 22, 2014
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Douche-noodle

A cross between a douchebag and a wet noodle
Look at that douche-noodle who cut us off ?? Now they’re driving in front of us like, a granny driving home from Sunday church.
by Kel82 January 13, 2018
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Pre-Douche

A Douchebag that hasn't gone through puberty yet.
"Pre" coming from Prepubescent.
"That squeaker over there with the Obey shirt on is a Pre-Douche."
by Bman24 March 31, 2015
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douche chariot

A vehicle for douchbags that have decided that they will not walk anymore...AKA hoverboard
wow that kid is riding a douche chariot
by quesotaco August 29, 2016
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Douche-schwé

A bougie person with the characteristics of a douche bag
Donald Trump is a real Douche-schwé
by PuertoRicanTexan14 July 4, 2016
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musical douche

any person who typically writes overly complicated rhythms and parts that sound generally unappealing, with varying levels of success.
Mason Bates is a musical douche.
by Dwizzle69 February 19, 2015
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