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Londoner’s disease

The act of Paedophilia or cousin marriage. A reference to the disproportionately large number of cousin marriages and acts of paedophilia that statistically happen inside the Greater London area. People from the rest of the U.K. refer to paedophiles as being afflicted with the “Londoner’s disease”.
“See that guy Luke? Guy who just moved from Tottenham? Checked him out on the register. Turns out he’s got the Londoner’s disease”
by Barnabeast98 January 2, 2024
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The KΞN-NY Disease

The KΞN-NY Disease, or "Ah shit I forgot" is a neurodegenerative illness that affects a person's memory and was first diagnosed by Soham Mango. They are prone to forgetting simple details such as dates or current occurrences. However, this may cause individuals to forget important details such as persons and even themselves. It is a slow and painful death. The disease was disovered by The DOSA Investigators funded by Rahul Inc.
"Im sorry i forgot I have The KΞN-NY Disease"
"Sorry I forgot about my circumcision appointment I have The KΞN-NY Disease
by Dr Prezidential SJ October 6, 2021
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Acute Disease

1) These last for short period of time .
2) These do not cause long term bad effects on human health.
Examples of acute diseases :- Cold, cough, typhoid, chloera etc.
by Have a nice day ! November 24, 2021
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Holmes disease

When you have an above average penis size.

In reference to John Holmes 🤘🏻
Wife:That's my husband TYLER LEE!

Random ex- metal bandmate: FUCK YEAH! MY BOY, HE HAS HOLMES DISEASE! His stage excitement could be seen for miles!
by TychelleMoffitt1999 December 12, 2023
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Steve-o disease

when you get ill but the only symptom is you sounding like Steve-o
he sounds like steve-o, he caught the steve-o disease
by bochetina November 1, 2022
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Riley disease

Riley disease, when you are obsessed with a person named Riley to the point you become so obsessed it isn't healthy anymore
Person:you love Riley alot don't you?
Other person: yeah I think I have Riley disease
by Riley disease August 4, 2022
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Disease

Disease meaning: a type of bacteria that is harmful and if not treated it may result in Death.
Hey I got a disease…
THEN GO AND GET THAT CHECKED UP!
by ALonelySprinkle February 9, 2022
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