If you’ve EVER met a Mexican; chances are, Diego is his cousin. Diego is that one bigger Mexican that sits in the corner of your Mexican Family reunion, and you lowkey feel bad for him because he’s chopped and chunky. In public, you smile at him because of how bad you feel for him, and you feel like you have to because his father is the wealthiest member of the family, so essentially, it’s a respect thing. Diego also has a white friend with him at all times, and you suspect he’s embarrassed of his own race; might even be bisexual.
Me: Wow! I saw Diego today.
You: Who’s that again?
Me: Our weird Cousin. The bigger one.
You: Awwwww; feel bad for the guy.
You: Who’s that again?
Me: Our weird Cousin. The bigger one.
You: Awwwww; feel bad for the guy.
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