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Turn off Bright Eyes and stop moping on your LiveJournal. At least you're not in a third-world country where your life would actually suck.
"Wah, my parents hate me. I'm going to complain about it in my LiveJournal using the $1200 laptop they bought me."
by Oplem June 13, 2005
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fatal suburban disease caused by stable home life and lack of imagination

characterised by purple poetry typed up on the family iMac
Dammit, I got friends AND a roof over my head. Sometimes I submit self-indulgent definitions to urban dictionary, just to see if I still feel. I'm so true depressed, I dress the part. *falls down well*
by slaaaaack April 20, 2010
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When you're feeling very down, but because of societal terms and gender expectations you fear saying you're depressed since you don't even know what it really means.

Can also be used for that one strong cup of coffee that gets you moving despite being depressed at the time
Yo dude, you okay?

Yeah, I just need my daily Despresso to get moving

Alright, hang in there, if you need to talk, I'm here.

SMS1: wanna hang out
SMS2: no sorry i'm in Despsresso mode
SMS1: aw, what happened

SMS2: memories hit me
by EldaTheCarGuy June 12, 2020
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depression

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One of the many side effects of being a teenager.

See also, bipolar disorder.
Teenager A: I have chronic depression.
Teenager B: It's because you are a teenager. You'll be happy tomorrow, no worries.
by Car-o-line October 19, 2005
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Tongue Depresser

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Vaginal, to anal, to oral intercourse.
by Delaney February 20, 2004
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"Deep sadness. Hey, I'm only 15 but who cares? I've just learned alot of things. How there are no real friends in this world, duh! How people are always mean, duh! I've got my whole life ahead of me.... blah blah. I know people have it worse. But who cares??? I have thoughts of SUICIDE ! Although I don't have the guts to do it who cares ! ! ! ! ! !
I hate this life , I wanna die.
I am filled with depression."

god dude that wrote this has depression problems!
baby doll i think of suicide yes and i don't have the guts and i'm your age but there are friends and thats one of the things that keeps me alive.
depression isn't a permenant state of mind. although it feels like a hole eating at you regardless of where you are but if you surround yourself with friends you'll be fine! well you should i don't always but meh. and emo wise, just cause i dress and talk and bleh like an emo don't meen that i'm permenently depressed and slit my wrists (i haven't for a month lol :D) i can be quite happy go and hyper active and that happens alot. your more likely to get depressed alone.
alone she sat in depression, knife at her side.
shall i??? the question kills her, but not quite
a friend walks in
"lets go out you look depressed i'm meeting people up town"
"woteva"

she come's back smiling after being surrounded by happy people looks at the knife and puts it away.

tjats how you deal with it dude!!!
by ..::fran::.. July 13, 2006
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A sub-genre of Black Metal dedicated to ripping of Burzum.
Hey dude, this record by the Depressive Black Metal band Xasthur sounds just like Burzum.

Yeah. They all do.
by Mymotherisafish January 15, 2010
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