David Murray

Slang term for a Curry, or a person with one or more limbs missing.

A person who traverses through the mediums of cruches or wheelchairs

I went to Glagsow,
I got a Lap Dance,
David Murray Canny Tap-Dance

Adebyor, he comes from Togo,
David Murray canny Pogo!

by DavidnaelegsMurray June 18, 2008

David Laing

A northern London penis who does fuck all but brake his toe and make racist images of Ian Wright.

Person1: Hey David
David Laing: Yes?
Person1: You're a dickhole!

by Alex Prentice September 16, 2008

David Forrest

To throw a bat or golf at someone, when provoked or unprovoked.

Dude, howd you get that bump on your head?
Some guy david forrested me

by smifsta March 19, 2009

david reich

A Jewish bulldozer who supports the end of the Palestinian state

Israel really went David Reich on Arafat's arse

by Full of ham March 5, 2014

Pull a David

When you neglect your aquarium to a point in which your fish would rather jump out and commit suicide rather than living another minute in the aquarium.

Damn your tank is dirty, you're about to pull a David if you don't clean it asap!

by timboslice84 August 1, 2014

wet david

Like a wet willy except in the ass

I gave that bitch a wet david

by demonkid December 7, 2014

david sexton

Name

David Sexton

by Dave Zeah November 5, 2013