She's fucking Matt Damon

A situation where one partner in a couple has ended the relationship by dating, and having immediate intimate relations with a new person of perceived higher social status.

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Frank: Are Sandra and Kasey still together?

Jim: No, I hear she's dating some 25 year old brain surgeon. He's loaded plus he looks like a male model. Word on the street is he took her to Mexico for the weekend.

Frank: Wow. Well, she's fucking Matt Damon.

by Knowmadd April 11, 2008

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Anal Demons

Demons that live inside the anus due to not being cleaned in a very long time. usually gives off a horrible smell thats like taco bell and shit (oh wait! same thing!) Can also start creeping out of the rectal cavity in the form of poop crusts.

JaLisa: Omigod! the anal demons! theyre attacking!

David: Quick! i have to perform The Anal Exorcism!

JaLisa: AHHHHHHHH!!!!! IM BLEEEDING!!!!!!!

by The Butt Pirate of Bluffton February 14, 2010

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gabriel damon

hottest guy EVER!!! featured on The Newsies, Robocop 2, etc. GREAT HAIR AND SEXY BODY!!!

1) no one is hotter than Gabriel Damon

by melissa April 5, 2005

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dæmon

the medieval spelling of the word demon

stray ye not far at night lest ye be taken by the dæmons

by Zenith November 23, 2006

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Demona

the daughter of the devil; she looks nice but is really a demon in a girl's body

Demona is a perfect example of her name!

by RAWNESSNESS October 19, 2011

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Demoncracy

A Demoncracy is a government elected by and ran in the service of demons. Usually not an original government because to be legal a current democracy has to unanimously sell their souls and vote to sell the citizens souls to a band of demons in order to establish the demoncracy. The leadership is structured around The Daddy (top) The Bitch (vice) & War Daddy (military) followed by The Nobodies who make noise and entertain the citizens.

It sure was a sad day when the US government decided to sell out and become a Demoncracy.

by saharadryhumor November 16, 2014

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