Crotch trophy or trophies are the product of a woman who doesnt want the father involved in their childs life. Making them a trophy to said woman. Just using the father for child support and moving onto another man to try and collect another crotch trophy. This continues until said woman can no longer have children or no one will sleep with her.
Brittany is showing off pictures of her new crotch trophy.
That bitch has so many crotch trophies, I lost count of her baby daddys.
That bitch has so many crotch trophies, I lost count of her baby daddys.
by Irish87blaze November 17, 2018
A subpar avid Only Fans user with ~50 followers on the gram that sling shots her pussy and/or his dong to anyone who accepts it. Think of a freshman in college, a two bit or most notably a 2021 prostitute.
Look at this crotch slinger going after anyone that’ll take it. That two bit is always crotch slinging!
by crotchdong October 30, 2021
She and I went to a hotel and showered preparing for wild sex and when I was going down on her I found some crotch bonuses.
by Fooledbybeauty September 20, 2018
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1. A potatoe chip that has sat in your lap, being covered by fat which you then eat.
2. A lover who does nothing except sit on your crotch or play with it.
2. A lover who does nothing except sit on your crotch or play with it.
by ChewyProductions December 02, 2017
A term for a woman's clitoris. Because of its location in between the legs, it almost resembles a knuckle on a hand in between two fingers.
by The Massiah December 06, 2010
My mom has a sparky crotch
by Chicken nudley sup April 16, 2020