The largest biological structure known to man, a unknown bio source detected by NASA, during the hubble telescopes routine orbit, measured at being 100 billion times the size of the solar systems sun, emitting unknown cloudy white substances from one of its ends. It was detected to by Scott Robert Sun, who was original mission was to use the telescopes higg power electro magnetic fielding scope to find his father, but had accidentally discovered the biomass instead... some 20 parsers away from the solar systems circumcenter.
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by gawkgawkdoubletwist December 29, 2021
Get the Sisi's Cock mug.A "Cock Muncher" or "Cock Eater" Is a description of a man who generally eats other men's genitals, or at least seems like he eats other men's genitals. You can call some one a "Cock Muncher" when they are being an absolute cunt to you or refusing simple requests.
Luke: "Hey Adam, Can you pass me that water bottle?"
Adam: "no i can't be arsed"
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Adam: "no i can't be arsed"
Luke: " You absolute dick-sucking, no bitches looking ass, fat, meady, short, blonde, shit haired, lonely cock muncher!"
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Get the Cock Muncher mug.An item of jewelry commonly worn around the neck or held in the hand. It would usually consist of a piece of string, slim rope of sometimes wire with a span large enough to encircle the back and leave considerable room for comfort.
It would then be laden with severed penises (also known as dicks, cocks, savage schlongs, bellends or otherwise), leading to the name cock-necklace. These “cocks” would usually be equally spaced along the necklace which would display an artistic penis placement by the creator. They originated from Viking times when Norse tribes would raid monk settlement, severing their genitals before applying them to items of clothing and jewelry such as cloaks, boots and, of course, the infamous necklace.
It would then be laden with severed penises (also known as dicks, cocks, savage schlongs, bellends or otherwise), leading to the name cock-necklace. These “cocks” would usually be equally spaced along the necklace which would display an artistic penis placement by the creator. They originated from Viking times when Norse tribes would raid monk settlement, severing their genitals before applying them to items of clothing and jewelry such as cloaks, boots and, of course, the infamous necklace.
Norseman 1: Is that...a cock-necklace?
Norseman’s wife: Yes.
Norseman 1: If I had one that size I’d faint! The rush of blood to something that size would knock any man out!
Norseman’s wife: This one is only 3 inches long.
Norseman’s wife: Yes.
Norseman 1: If I had one that size I’d faint! The rush of blood to something that size would knock any man out!
Norseman’s wife: This one is only 3 inches long.
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I took this broad out and she started suckling on my cock until I was empty. Ahe was the best cock suckler I ever had.
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