Corn Chuck

An idiot from the country.

Check out Corn Chuck over here! This mfka's as country as a chicken coup.

by Sinnisin13 August 6, 2023

chucking a jess

1. When you laugh at the joke for 5 minutes before the punchline.

2. When you drop your chicken on the ground.

3. When you pat your hair when you're nervous.

4. When you watch mychonny 99 times and you laugh each time.

1)
jess: You know what happened?!
lucy: what?
jess: HAHAHAH.
5 minutes later...
jess: She walked into a wheelbarrow!
lucy: chucking a jess

2)
jess: Oh no! My chicken fell again! -sniff-
lucy: chucking a jess

3)
jess: The canteen ripped me off 5 cents.
person 2: Go get it back!!
jess: *head down* *sniffs* *pats hair*
person 2: chucking a jess

by turtle-paws March 15, 2012

Chuck Magnet

Opposite of Chick Magnet, attracts men instead of women. In most instances in a homosexual manner but also can be used by women.

Guy: Bro, your truck is a total chuck magnet. Get a Lambo like me an you might just get a GF.

Girl: Your dress is a total chuck magnet, could at least show a little less skin?

by cheezitmaster69420 May 3, 2025

Fuckle chucks

When something hurts so bad that to say it was painful would be an understatement.

I was grinding the rail on my skateboard, and I fell and crushed my nargs! It hurt like fuckle chucks!

by Sandwich McFritos October 8, 2022

Josh Chucked

Getting Josh Chucked is the act of your electronic device(s) suddenly no longer being able to charge. This is most likely due to the pins in the port mysteriously getting bent with no explanation.

Leela's speaker is no longer able to charge because it got Josh Chucked.

by oH nOO sHe BRoKe August 15, 2019

Chucking a lanky

Moving spaghetti legs so fast and in random direction that direction of movement or stance is impossible to make sense off.

Chucking a lanky is unpredictable lanky movement by some one lanky. What's that lanky cunt doing? Dunno bro. He chucked a lanky ayy. Really again? Yea.

by Mr spaghetti legs February 9, 2022

Chuck Todd Derangement Syndrome (CTDS)

Fully justified wave-of-fury affecting ALL "Meet the Press" viewers

Carl had seen "Meet the Press" one too many times. "why am I even allowing my DVR to tape this fucking garbage? Chuck Todd is a disgrace and obviously a mouthpiece for disgraced Qpublicans. what a fucking choad!" Carl exclaimed as he chucked his beer stein against the wall. poor Carl had Chuck Todd Derangement Syndrome (CTDS), so he decided to start a support group in his area.

by Uncle Joosie December 23, 2022