General Captain Fagliani

Someone who's so flamingly homosexual they are above standard gayness and emerge as a higher ranking queer on the faggotry meter.

Wow the sleeves on his shirt are extremely small, what a General Captain Fagliani, showing off all that sleevage.

by General Captain Straightman June 6, 2011

Captain save-a-hoe

When simp ass nigga saves a dumb hoe

Guy:don’t touch him/her
Guy:stop being a captain save-a-hoe

by Mr_mcdanglebeef May 22, 2022

Captain Jack Sparrow

Slang term for paedophile due to fact that pirates had a reputation for molesting the ships cabin boy.

His has a fondness for children, we should cal him Captain Jack Sparrow.

by Cogi December 17, 2021

Captain Jean-Luc Picard

The most amazing man that has ever graced this Earth. His popularity was renewed by the almighty fabulous amazing website called you're the man now dog. That sexy beast.

Captain - Jean - Luc - Picard - ofthe - USS - enterprise. (Repeat x infinity)

Captain Jean-Luc Picard

by wtf___xandrasON April 25, 2006

Captain Salty Tea-biscuits

"Captain Salty Tea-biscuits" is what you call a Shrimp Boat Captain that is a total perv and is so high on cocaine he doesn't realized he just had his way with and Gandolphed his own father.Yeah,in the butt.

Wow! I can't believe Ron went all "Captain Salty Tea-biscuits" on his dad.Did he really Gandolph him too?

by J to the V to the L August 29, 2012

Captain Obvious and the World of Yesterday

Someone who's so dumb it's frightening. In other words, a master of the obvious and old news.

Jake: Did you know that crabs is spelled with a "c" and not a "k"?

Joe: Thank you, Captain Obvious and the World of Yesterday.

by Ink Spot Mike's wife June 2, 2007

JV B Soccer Captain

Leader of the shittest team at school. Destroys his knee and avoids the practices like a cunt

Chris was a shit captain who abandoned his team, as the jv b soccer captain

by Oof699669 November 19, 2018