canadian seal hunters

stupid loser faggot dicksuckers who have nothing better to do with their life than kill innocent seals because theyre fucking fags

1. In the past three years, the faggot canadian seal hunters have slayed 1 million seals, skinning 70% of them alive
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by testickle March 19, 2008

Canadian Tuxedo

A type of sexual foreplay in which both partners wear a tuxedo and begin to strip. After an item of clothing is removed 'Sorry, eh' is said. This continues until both partners have removed their tuxedos.

Dude, Sally and I did the Canadian Tuxedo last night and it was so hot!

by heeley March 31, 2017

Canadians

When a girl's period is dodgy, and skips months and such, it is said, it infact runs away to Canada to become a mountie or a lumberjack.
Also a way of refering to a period.

"Katy! Pain! Pain! Stupid uterus."
"Canadians?"
"Yep"

":( This is the third month I've missed, but I don't think I'm pregnant"
"Ahh, Canadians"

by Fduckyhuu(: May 30, 2009

Canadian Bacon

A Canadian Sugar Daddy

Aye, check out the Canadian Bacon and BWAC hangin' out with those blazing sewage falcons.

by Swollen Ostrich August 16, 2003

Canadian

Street slang for an undercover police woman posing as a prostitute.

Ron: Keep driving man!
Chris: Why, is she a dude?
Ron: Naw, man, that's a canadian

by HoneyBeeChitlins February 10, 2010

Canadian Bacon

Used to describe a guy who loves anis and has red sideburns.

Man Robert!! You're such a canadian bacon!!!

by Sarah Pettersson March 25, 2008

Canadian Beaver Tail

A person performing a sexual act involving an uncircumcised male and a partner with a particularly hairy anus.

The partner may be either male or female as long as the prerequisite of having sufficient hair around the anus is met.

The person acting as the Canadian Beaver Tail approaches the partner from behind with the foreskin retracted, making contact between the anus and the exposed glans. Once contact is established the foreskin is once again pulled over the head of the penis fusing both individuals together.

"Hey, I think that anonymous human #1 passed out in the bathroom."
"Yup, looks like it's time for a Canadian Beaver Tail" *anonymous human #2 proceeds to mount anonymous human #1 in the aforementioned fashion and becomes the Canadian Beaver Tail*

by Lazy Smurf December 21, 2008