If Amber Heard were a state, it would California.
Mentally ill people, far left communists, drug addicts, homeless, broke but yet somehow has a surplus. Always on fire, riots every time a minority gets killed by the police. Oh did I mention all the celebrities live here....yep were in California!
by stainless67 August 30, 2022
Get the Californiamug. 1. (Verb) The act of ripping a fart inside a glass walled shower.
2. (Noun) An enclosed space that smells like you just ripped one in a glass walled shower.
2. (Noun) An enclosed space that smells like you just ripped one in a glass walled shower.
by Bucking Nuts October 16, 2018
Get the California Gas Chambermug. The only good town in california. CA-65 goes right through it. Wheatland is known for the highschool and the pumpkin farm.
by imsoboredpleasekillmeiwantdead October 19, 2020
Get the Wheatland, Californiamug. When a group of guys ejaculate onto a blanket and then procede to wrap an asian woman in the blanket while she screams I LOVE CALIFORNIA.
by conky May 5, 2014
Get the California swiss rollmug. He’s not officially dead, he’s California dead. They’re pulling the plug after they harvest his organs.
by Maria Hudson October 15, 2022
Get the California deadmug. An anonymous masturbatory service administered free of charge. A term derived from a suggestion that Californians live a freer life than most people, and are generally more upbeat and willing to grant sexual favors to complete strangers, for free, in order to spread their cheer. The term “handy” is short slang for “handjob.”
Man, I hadn’t had any sexual relations in years before that lady was nice enough to give me a California Handy while we were standing in line for the ATM machine.
by Hoof April 26, 2024
Get the California Handymug. The way a Californian says goodbye to a person who they find sexually attractive by giving them the best sex they’ve ever experienced and leaving them wanting you/them to stay instead of going home.
Californian: thanks for showing me texas, let me show you a California goodbye.
Person: what’s that?
Person: what’s that?
by Cali#1 August 6, 2022
Get the California goodbyemug.