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smart child

someone who procrastinates and leaves projects and test studying until the last minute, but then magically turns on 120% of their brain power to get everything done on time, often at 2 am, and gets away with it because they still manage to get good grades somehow
the smart child who complained about bs-ing the test on three hours of sleep and their last fried brain cell got a 98
by on my last brain cell December 2, 2024
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Child

A young person under 18 who doesn’t know how to shut the fuck up
Child )Bella-Hey what are you doing?
Adult. )Kelly-nothing
Child)Bella-did you hear about fort nite?the guns and new skins are so cool!
Adult)Kelly-SHUT THE F UP
by STDS77 October 26, 2019
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child

Guy 1: Ewww whats that?

Guy 2: Thats a child stay away!
by froggy_likesgrass November 15, 2023
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Child of God

A Phrase Created by Christina she started the trend
It means innocent😇
Him: Your Nastyyyy
Me: Nahhh chill “I’m a child of god”
by LOVECHRISSY12322 February 25, 2018
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Love child

1. Female child from a bootycall, hookup, fling, 1 night stand or a off and on relationship with no love in it
2. A daughter by close friends
3. A female offspring from a committed relationship or engaged not yet married

4. The daughter from an affair
5. A princess born out of wed lock by a king or queen that is not The other leader's child, maybe step daughter or A female kid from an affair

All definitions male equivalent is Natural child
1. Consequences of having a natural or love Child are
2. I think she is your love child
3. In this case I don't think Having a love child is bad
4. I have a feeling that bell is a love child

5. The queen's love child
by 459395 April 7, 2023
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Child

You. If you are searching it, you are a child.
You: hey what's a child
Anyone: you
by ThEtBe February 1, 2021
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Any 8 year old child

Devils in disguise that will say comebacks to a joke without even knowing what they are talking about and are full of memes. They will want nothing to do with you and then a second later force a hug onto you and ask for snacks every second of every day...
P1:My child is full of memes and is a little devil
P2: literally Any 8 year old child
by Oreo cat lover September 4, 2022
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