drunk bus

The bus that runs everynight of the week till about 4am at Rutgers University taking the students that are a little crunk where ever they want. Its like a taxi for free, you call them and tell where you are and where you want to go.

We rode the drunk bus sober last night wearing a monkey costume messing with all the drunks.

by BonnieB April 15, 2006

miss the bus

to let an opportunity pass by

Don't miss the bus on this. Call those creeps out.

by The Return of Light Joker September 13, 2010

VW bus

Very slow vehicle.

"Man, your car is as slow as a VW Bus!"

by DurocShark July 2, 2004

Minda Bus

a tyndale school bus that mindas catch home e.g. Chloe Teague

chloe caught the minda bus home with her family, ie: siter and brother.

by blake July 4, 2004

short bus

a person who rides the short bus. in other words a retard

Oh my fucking god John, shut the fuck up you short bus riding freak.

by dave February 27, 2003

short bus

a drink made when you pour half a beer into a cup, next you add a splash of orange juice. finally you drop a shot of amaretto and chug. surely to get you messed up quickly.

Man those short buses really fucked me up last night.

by randaroo6722 April 2, 2008

riding the porcelain bus

taking a fatty crap; the porcelain bus is another word for toilet, while riding it involves sitting on it &, well, pooping.

he's busy riding the porcelain bus... he won't be back for a while.

by becca vajayjay October 13, 2006