Elliott Brain

a person that makes a joke that backfires on them.

yeah you shouldnt joke about death you "Elliott Brain"

by impostsus May 27, 2021

Pain Brain

Pain Brain is when you feel like a bug at the bottom of a shower...not quite dead, not quite alive, but definitely fucking suffering.

"Sorry if I seem off today, i have a serious case of pain brain."

by interwebification June 23, 2021

Brain power

The thing we use to drive a flea around a hair strand

Pete: hey can i play kill a human being with you

Ronald: lol no you have the brain power of a pineapple pizza

by PaintedAcorns June 30, 2021

Brain Freeze

When you go the the doctor and have a mole and/or other skin legion removed through the process of freezing, and then a girl sucks on your peepee and her lips turn blue from the freezing temperatures.

"I just got a mole frozen off sorry if I'm sesnsitive babe"
"Glug glug glu- AH! It's so cold what the fuck!!!"
"Oh shit you got that post-mole brain freeze."

by Grimmz13 July 7, 2021

Brain Problem

A phase for police in Hong Kong to use. Police use this phase to reply foreigner if foreigner asks police question with english or other non-chinese language. Using this phase allows police to get away from the conversation.

Hong Kong police ; 'Hey! You there! Who are you?'
Foreign Press : 'My name is Brian, wht's the problem?'
Hong Kong police : 'Brain Problem?'

Foreign Press : '???'
Hong Kong police : '???'
Conversation end

by Whothehellcarewhtmynameis October 19, 2019

Brain Catacombs

The dark storage of all things absorbed in Taylor Allderdice

You're reaching to deep in the brain catacombs for me to function.

by 7h3o June 9, 2023

Brain Wash

A term to describe a medical process where a doctor has surgical access to a patient's brain via tube or through the skull, and unloads his semen into the brain cavity, effectively "washing" the patient's brain with sperm.

I did a Brain Wash to JAMIE!!!!! She fucking DIED!!!!!! GIGGITY GIGGITY

by Rionox February 27, 2023