Chest beard

A Neanderthal level of chest hair usually paired with a beer gut

Put your shirt back on cover up that damn chest beard

by Captain chest beard March 17, 2022

nare beard

When a person's nose hair is exceptional overgrown and densely protruding from the nose as to form a beard hanging from their nostrils.

John: I couldn't pay attention to what Mr Groso was saying, his nare beard was too distracting.
Sean: If he didn't stop talking I was going to grab him by his nare beard and drag him out of here.

by Pablo DePaco August 30, 2017

splitting the beard

When a female parts her vaginal lips either to piss or to have things inserted in her!

Tanya love splitting the beard when she went for a piss!!

by steven Dressel April 15, 2008

Baby Beard

When you shoot your babies all on her chin and it looks like a beard made out of your nut

Director: yea that's it now finish the scene off with giving her a baby beard
Male actor: *turns to director as actress gets on her knees* a what?
Actress: don't think too hard about it just aim for my chin

by Daddy's Patties November 24, 2019

Bearded lady

The lady with the beard from Spaceballs.

She's 7 feet tall and has an Adam's apple and a beard. That happens all the time where she's from. What are you one one of the freaks? Why are you asking about the bearded lady?

by The Original Agahnim August 8, 2021

How to fully grow a beard

Nigga you need to eat some pussy. Lick that shit to the fullest ong bro make sure you know where the clit is. Do this for bout 3 weeks and you got a full beard

“He asked me how to fully grow a beard and I said NIGGA GET DOWN AND EAT MY FUCKING PUSSY”

by prollytd June 7, 2023

Beard Cake

The simple combination of beard shaving, and cake baking. This term refers to the act of oneself shaving their beard into cake batter, and presenting the final product to another person as revenge, or as a prank that will most likely end in a lawsuit or a restraining order.

Sally: I really don't like Jack's beard, so I told him to shave it, big mistake.

Jennifer: Why? I think he looks fine without it.

Sally: you don't understand, he gave me a beard cake this morning....

Jennifer: he shaved his beard.... into the...?

Sally: YES!!!

*both girls almost throw up*

by 1isallallis1 February 21, 2011