Belarusian Turkish Breakfast 

A type breakfast you have when you start your first meal with a kiss from a most beautiful Belarusian princess and then you have intimacy(several times, different positions) before eating real food. The Turkish part of this is having all kinds of sexual things like a Turkish Breakfast with all the different dishes.

I had the best ''Belarusian Turkish Breakfast'' in Istanbul.

Belarusian Turkish Breakfast by Ro_YULENESIA January 14, 2025

Paul's breakfast 

Paul's Breakfast is an act of sounding your own penis with spaghetti carbonara and then sucking it out yourself

Maxim had a Paul's breakfast this morning and had a testicular torsion for the rest of the day

Paul's breakfast by bnhbao April 28, 2025

Rainy Day Breakfast 

A sexual act where a woman sucks the semen out of your erect penis while she is peeing into the toilet.

I gave my girlfriend a rainy day breakfast this morning.

Rainy Day Breakfast by Patient420 June 19, 2025

Park Ranger’s Breakfast

A Park Ranger’s Breakfast consists of using maple syrup as a lubricant during sexual intercourse ,then once both party’s have finished, a sprinkling of all purpose flour is added to the female genitalia, which should be hastily eaten hence fourth the park rangers breakfast

Mate I ate good this morning, Jane let me dine on a park ranger’s breakfast! I’m so full of man batter and discharge.

Park Ranger’s Breakfast by Larry Longbottom November 5, 2025

Park rangers breakfast

A Park rangers breakfast consists of using maple syrup as a sexual lubricant for missionary position based sexual intercourse, once both party’s have finished a sprinkling of all purpose flour is applied to the female genitalia, hence fourth cunnilingus is performed completing the park rangers breakfast, bonus if the female is hairy like a bear.

Oh mate I gave Jane a proper seeing to the other night, she thanked my with a park rangers breakfast.

Park rangers breakfast by Larry Longbottom November 5, 2025

A Crow's Breakfast

A random collection of things with no correlation.

Reaching into my pocket I found no money, only a crow's breakfast of odds, ends and trinkets.

A Crow's Breakfast by Señor Piñor November 8, 2025

Boone County Breakfast

Cousin to an Irish Breakfast shot. The Boone County Breakfast uses Bourbon as the main ingredient.

The only thing I like more than the taste of my sistwr in the morning is a Boone County Breakfast

Boone County Breakfast by MiketheMu January 4, 2026