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bob boner

When you are watching Bob Ross and you get a massive boner
I was watching Bob Ross earlier and suddenly I because very erect, giving me a huge bob boner
by Who’s That February 1, 2019
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Bob Caldwell

A Bob Caldwell is typical seen sporting a sweet pink IPhone holster.
by Aguachica September 13, 2018
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Baby Bobbing

Taking an aborted fetus and placing it back in it's original snatch. Then having a spouse search for it while performing oral sex, similar to bobbing for an apple.
My husband and I wanted to spice things up, so we decided to try baby bobbing.
by Blame The Clown June 4, 2018
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Bob Feller

When you wind up like an old school baseball player(I.e. Bob Feller) and thrust your hand into a gaping vagina.
I had trouble getting in so I relied on my Bob Feller.

So there I was Friday night and I Bob Feller’d her to get in.
by Train Boyz June 8, 2018
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Wet Bob

The act of sticking your finger in your mouth or another individuals mouth extracting the saliva and sticking it directly in someones nostril similar to a wet willy but much more disturbing.
Randi gave me the most aggressive wet Bob of my life.
by Randiesel81 February 4, 2023
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BOB Syndrome

BOB Syndrome, alternatively spelled as B.O.B. Syndrome, officially recognized as "Bitter Old Bottom Syndrome" with those suffering from the condition being referred to as "Bobs", refers to a gay man past the years generally needed to be a twink or an otter (Respectively, a young effeminate and hairless gay man, and a younger hairy and slender gay man.) and, rather than slowly subduing his sexuality into a calm and collected stream of something enjoyed on occasion like many of those of his age, continues to try to live the teenage sexuality that he has long lost the physical capacity to perform.

And instead of tastefully growing into their age, practicing better self-care to increase their attractiveness, they effectively "let go" of all self-care, and frequently engage in overeating, leading to a rather dumpy and unattractive physique.

Alongside that, their mental condition is abysmal, with them being not guiding figures to those younger than them, or entirely neutral to those younger than them, but rather displaying the utmost fury and vindictive bitch-like anger to all those younger than them - particularly those who are notably attractive.

Due to their unpleasantness, they only frequent sexual circles which have a very strict seniority-derived hierarchy, likely upheld by now generations of those suffering from BOB Syndrome. Examples include the furry community and the BDSM/Kink community.
Person 1 (Affected by BOB Syndrome): "Yeah, well, thankfully some of us bottoms aren't jobless leeches."
Person 2 (A gentleman conversing with a 19 year old): "Don't worry about him, honey, he's just a BOB."
by derangedcatboye November 1, 2023
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Bob Zoom

That one actually shitty brazilian cartoon that also focuses on nursery rhymes, IT'S JUST A SHITTY LOTTIE DOTTIE CHICKEN KNOCKOFF. Yeah, it's very fucking controversial.
Dan: IM SORRY BUT I ALSO WATCHED BOB ZOOM AS A KID!
Manu: *Grabs gun*
Dan: PLEASE DON'T HURT ME
by ThatDanFox April 23, 2023
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