Banana slap

When a guy slap a girl face with their penises

I got banana slapped last night!

by Littletickle June 15, 2020

banana creamer

(Noun) The sexual act of shoving a banana inside a woman's wet vagina, then twisting the banana and pushing it in and pulling it out as if you were fucking her. Then after 5 minutes, you take the banana out and eat it.

Randy: Dude, that strip club was awesome!

Billy Bob: I know, I got a boner!

Randy: Well, then let's do something about it!

Billy Bob: What?

Randy: Go get a hooker and do a banana creamer!

Billy Bob: What the fuck is a banana creamer?

Randy: Just fuck her with a banana and eat it.

Billy Bob: Sick! Let's do it!

Randy: Yeah!

by Sirel May 21, 2011

Banana split

When an object is inserted inside the penis causing it to rupture and split into 2. Subsequently leading to a lot of pain for the male.

Danny: “damn, I heard Angela gave Gary a banana split!”
Luke: “guess I’m not getting and D from gaz this weekend , darn”

by The danster August 17, 2018

Ham Bananas

Going ham bananas means to go ham (go hard) and to go bananas (go crazy/wild) at the same time.

Guy 1: Did you see that guy at the party last night?

Guy 2: Yeah, dude. He was going ham bananas.

by saiborg June 19, 2023

banana horseradish

To be stoned out of your mind

Jason's totally banana horseradish right now.

by datfiestynigga December 11, 2014

Mouldy Banana

When you accidentally shit yourself whilst wearing a yellow suit.

Oh Dave, now you look like a proper mouldy banana.

by UDicks March 21, 2019

banana slam

banana slam (or smash) is a regular slam but with a huge banana

"lemme banana slam you"

by diarrhea360 March 6, 2017