old slop tits

A girl that gets sloppy drunk and sucks any dick in sight. Old slop tits is also known to slap a friend or opponent with her sloppy tits, leaving a bruise on the side of ones face or boner.

Old slop tits is here again, cover your boners and don't make her angry.

by Jiz rag May 13, 2005

2 year old

a 2 year old, like what the f*ck else do you think it means?

oh my goodness its a 2 year old. yay.

by jjprs306 October 31, 2018

7 year old

the physical embodiment of satan, normie, fortnite player.

guy #1: hey have you seen that dude still playing fortnite!
guy #2: maybe a 7 year old
guy #1: hm.

by LYNQBUTGAY December 13, 2018

8 year old

Tony lopezes favoite kind of girl

Tony lopez: i like 8 year olds

A smart person: am calling fbi

by SkskskkskskskksskksKING October 8, 2020

old man jenkins

a craftey ol man who is allways getting in to trouble every time he thinks he has it made bang! hes cought by the meddling kids and there dog.

someone allways trying to get away with somthing ex.; look bobbys pulling a old man jenkins on his folks again.

by karl f gorham October 7, 2003

Tig old bitties

A way to say big old titties without people catching on to your comment as quickly. It is very useful in public or in school.

Max: Did you see that bitch?
Jordan: Yeah shes got some tig old bitties.
Max: I'd hit it.

by TrippinBallz August 9, 2008

Teenaged old people

Old people who still act like they're in their teens. Mainly women.

When old people esp women talk, gossip, and laugh very loudly and obnoxiously. They walk around shaking their asses and making fun of everyone.

Teenaged old people are awesome

by Mushhroomss July 17, 2011