asshole

A person that is mean or a human body part

"Wow he's an asshole" or "Damn her asshole is puckering".

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Assholery

The act of being an asshole

That was an assholery move of him to cut me off

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A gateway to that the devil himself is trying to pry open with his own hands if you've had one bit of Taco Bells menu.

Guy 1: no one told me my asshole would be burning.
Guy 2: What'd you expect from this two hour anal session?

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The language spoken in the Netherlands by those born there

Hey what language is that person speaking - guy 1
Flikker op klootzak - dutch person
Oh ignore them they are just speaking asshole - guy2

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The result off over eating too much greasy food. You end up shitting your brains out in an uncontrolled manor.

I had KFC for lunch and Mexican for dinner and a long night of Asshole Tourette’s. As a side note, I lost 10 lbs.

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A person who was born from an anal creampie that dripped from the woman's asshole into her pussy creating pregnancy.

(someone) was being a real Asshole Butt Baby the other night on call.

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When your friend does something stupid you say asshole shit cock

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