Banana King

The banana king is almost always a Thomas and is obsessed with them

*teacher asks who want a free banana*

Thomas’s mind: BaNaNa!? Me want >:)

Thomas: runs and grabs all of the bananas and doesn’t share

Other kids: Ugh it’s the banana king again :(

by Livi Rose March 24, 2022

What's on the banana

When you get your friend to put on a blindfold and guess what you put on the banana with their mouth. The trick is,the banana is your cock

Gary:ok I open up and tell me what's on the banana

Linda: is it chocolate? Oh I think it's Nutella!
Gary: oh its got nuts alright

by Cocktopuss September 10, 2022

Banana Girl

Chavvy bitches who wear orange makeup, handbags up to their armpits and enjoy pop music. They don't understand life because their parents have way too much money, and they're often attention seeking only children. Usually found in groups of 2 or 7. Commonly named Emily.

Emily: omg i cant stop looking at myself and making strange faces as i take selfies.
Normal human: Shes a massive banana girl.

by Jablehb June 15, 2022

banana-ey

Something that's not a banana, but tastes like banana.

Wow I really like that rum drink, it was very banana-ey.

by Hogleg Jay October 18, 2020

Sexy Banana

The Meme That Will Never Die Out. #William

"Hello Sexy Banana! VERY GOOD VERY NICE! VERY GOOD VERY NICE!"

by Beau From The Vans Store February 11, 2023

Wiggling the banana

When a boy wiggles his penis to turn someone on

Jimmy: Do you want to see me wiggling the banana
Chris: Ok sure

by Sleep well tonight;) March 27, 2017

Green Banana

The Green Banana Spring *"Green Banana"is a 425-foot blue hole spring/sinkhole that is located in 42 Nautical Miles west of Sarasota County in the Gulf of Mexico on the Continental Shelf in 155 ft of water. The hole is noted for high biological diversity and marine life. Seawater chemistry in the hole is unique and interacts with groundwater in different aquifer layers.

The Green Banana is a hot spot in the Gulf for fisherman and divers.

by mlhiss July 26, 2020