World Cup of Hockey

n. Lame pseudo-competition dreamt up to justify keeping a frozen sheet of ice in Toronto during September.

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You going to watch the World Cup of Hockey?
Not unless I get paid and have a stroke so I can't run off with the cash.

by gnostic3 November 4, 2016

Cup Final Team

For many years the Irons of East London have failed miserably to live up to unrealistic expectations they've been set by their pikey caravan dwelling fans. Year after year of failure but still maintain they are bigger than their fiercest rivals Tottenham Hotspur despite having won nothing since 1980. These days the pikey nation only manage to raise their game against North London giants Tottenham Hotspur for 2 games a season...their fans jubilant at every positive result even celebrating draws like they've won the world cup at Wembley....it's just a shame they can't do it to the likes of Watford,Brighton and Newcastle who turn them over with ease. No matter how bad things are a result against their more illustrious North London rivals in N17 will essentially be "their season."Tottenham Hotspur... West Hams cup final team having reached 1 final since 1980.

"West Ham are playing their cup final team at the weekend."

"Obsessed with your cup final team are you"

"Your cup final team are your be all and end all"

"Daddy when will we ever finish above our cup final team again"

"Daddy I want to support our cup final team West Ham are pony I've been in the shadows too long and cant take it anymore"

"It's the tinpot east end pikeys v their cup final team Tottenham Hotspur"

by Back_to_Reality February 9, 2019

Get a _____ cup for your _____ _____

weird ad thing in urban dictionary

Get a Get a _____ cup for your _____ _____ cup for your mom Bob

by random_boiz October 1, 2020

freckled fruit cup

A straight man who acts as if they are gay, and offers to take cumshots from his close friends

You see that freckled fruit cup over there?

Yeah
I'm pretty sure he finally got a his cumshot

by FreckledFruitCup September 7, 2017

T-cup the destroyer

A hero in many lives who can use his nipples to defeat his enemies. Despite the fact that he has the slowest reaction time in the history of heros, his beautiful, blonde hair always comes out on top; pornstar; disease similar to herpes

Oh gawd, I have T-cup the destroyer.

by Julsaden9 October 26, 2016

vagina masturbation cup

So, a vagina masturbation cup is a cup with a cover that is shaped and feels like a pussy so you can, therefore, jack off into said cup without leaving a mess. Kind of like a bargain basement flesh light.

Honey! That is not my vagina masturbation cup! It belongs to SB!

by Purplenado March 10, 2023

hot tea cup

When a male take his own penis and inserts it in to his own rectum and then urinates

Hot tea cup is when (My partner grabbed the handle of the hot teacup and then the tea poured all over my partner and it was hot in my anus and on my partners chest.)

by 💊💊💊💊💊 February 21, 2015