douche maneuver

An action that results in becoming a douchebag.

Ted locks the car door before Ben can get in.

Bed: Dude, that was a total douche maneuver.

by Psyche521 January 26, 2009

Douche-nibbler

One who nibbles on douches and/or douchebags.

A sexual movement including a woman and a man, ETC.

A complete moron/jackass, but when you get tired of calling them a "Douchebag"

A person who had a prank pulled on, but completely oblivious of it.

"That guy is such a DOUCHE-nibbler! What the hell is his problem?"

by Khengus March 5, 2009

Douche Meeting

The time of the month that all of the college kids get together at a restaurant or bar.

Dan: Dammit this was the only place that we could go to get away from the douche meeting
Bar Owner: Well I guess that all we can do now is burn the bar down in a holy fire.

by jdupon21 January 4, 2010

douche chariot

A vehicle for douchbags that have decided that they will not walk anymore...AKA hoverboard

wow that kid is riding a douche chariot

by quesotaco August 29, 2016

Douche twaddle

Those that seek friends by acting like a dubro. Over compensation for a small under carriage. Not to be mistaken for a natural born Oklahoma individual.

When someone saves a place in line for a friend, when you have been waiting hours for a fucking toy on Black Friday. They are a douche twaddle.

by Drifixit March 15, 2019

Drama Douche

drama loving person, one who thrives on the constant upset of lifes surprises, person who loves to argue and bicker

drama queen Drama Douche

by Btchalorette February 27, 2012

Death by Douche

Powerful hydrojet force applied to the rectum and/or vagina causing massive internal trauma, organ dissection and generalized, over-inflative destriction.

It was awful; we was gettin' ready to race and just as he hit the jet ski throttle she done flipped off the back. The water jet went thru her legs and just 'bout split her in half; guts a blasted everywhare 'n her head damn near pop'd off.
Damn; death by douche.

by YAWA April 15, 2023