5-Bean Salad

A sexual act performed on Chaturbate by an attractive woman who humps a pillow, whilst performing dildo karaoke to a song of your choice, whilst wearing a cowboy hat before finally faking a huge lush reaction.

Storm: "What the fuck is a 5-bean salad?"
TheJoShow: "Tip and find out!"

by Pickle Flavoured Custard November 3, 2020

Halo 5 TTK

Bullshit

Halo 5 TTK is so bad You die from a fuck’n squirt gun

by Slazz March 8, 2020

5 finger dismount

When you take a chick to her place then to pound town. "accidentally" Blow your load in her hair or eyes. When she runs off to clean up, get dressed quick and grab something random on the way out.

-"Dude, is this the blender you grabbed from Julie's place?"
"Hell Yeah, 5 Finger Dismount"
-"You know she had to go to the ER right?"
"Smoothie?"

by 34xx34 December 15, 2013

Far cry 5

A shooter game where you gotta save a random county in Montana from a bitch-ass cult

Me: HEY BRO WANNA PLAY FAR CRY 5???

by Telazac June 29, 2022

5-10 lbs

A big penis in reference to weight or girth. Refer to wood on a bed picture for a visual image.

Did you sleep with Tony last night?

“Yeah, he had that 5-10 Lbs”

by LonnieMobile November 12, 2020

5-Day-Weekend

An event described in myth and legend only as bliss

Me: Hey bro, we have a 5-day-weekend

Friend: *dies*

by verycewlperson March 28, 2023

Now Number 5!

"Now Number 5" is a reference both to Brooklyn Nine Nine show and I Want It That Way by the backstreet boys

"Aint nothing but a mistake"
"Now number 5!"
"I never want to hear you say, I want it that way"

by zelvage February 15, 2021