I'm new! check this out.

My name is Marie, i go by mari.
i'm 70% aesthetic and 20% funny.
my goal is to be popular!
i am a simp here, and if you don't care about me there, kindly don't raise your speech at me.

I'm new! check this out.

by IAmNotAnIdiot May 26, 2021

Ask out a Fanpage day!

May 29 is ask a fanpage out day. This is a day you will get a Gf/Bf so you better go find them or you will be single forever😀.

Fanpage 1: Ugh i really want to ask out (fanpage)
Fanpage 2: Go ask them out today is ask out a fanpage day!

Fanpage 3: Hey would you like to go out with me (fanpage)
Fanpage 1: Ofc!

by The hit woman May 28, 2021

last semester burn out

schools almost over. you have finals. the school doesn't care about you. you're just tryna graduate. all your grades drop a full letter grade. you wanna give up. you can't get outta bed. the only things waking you up to survive is your best friend who's also literally dying.

so yeah. last semester burn out :D

"Dude why haven't you answered your texts"
you: "shit man last semester burn out's really kickin my ass"
"You need a hug?"
you: ".... yeeeaaahhhhhh"

by z0w33 May 28, 2021

Sucking The Brown Out

To shampoo carpets/floor mats. Depending on how dirty they are, it can take a long time.

I just spent about twenty minutes per floor mat sucking the brown out of them.

by Buttered Quayle May 29, 2021

Peace broke out

1. People get bored of war so they call for a ceasefire, or sign a treaty.
2. People use peace signs as finger scissors .

1. Both sides in the war had heavy casualties, so they decided to sign a treaty and peace broke out.
2. Using the peace sign as a weapon and distraction, they used their fingers to snip away at our defence, and so peace broke out.

by snip snip goes the scissors May 29, 2021

Sell out

Mario (smosh, January 16, 2015)

Look up "sell out" in the dictionary, and see Mario
Got your face on everything just like a Nintend-ho
Keep copies of your game in the bathroom for when I need to wipe
Peach always gets kidnapped because your too busy plumbing Luigi's pipe
You try to roll hard like your name is Donkey Kong
But through your girly-ass tights, we can see your tiny dong
We've been fighting for years, don't need another player
Go run along with Sega and be another failure
You're a pedo-stached, preening pussy plumbing fucking prick
On the roster, you're the reject that no one ever picks
It ain't my fault you're always losing your chick, sorry
Your princess is in another castle, suckin' my dick!

by Yeslol69420 May 31, 2021

green out

A "green out" may occur after a intake of cannabis, typically a green out begins with the person feeling like they are loosing a grip of reality following by possible vomiting amd eventual paralysis leading to a deep sleep. however if one goes through all stages but yet maintaines consciousness and does not fall asleep that does not count as a green out. People whom go through the process of a green out and do not fall asleep are true sick cunts as most people do not have the fighting will to overcome a green out once it is initiated.

yeh mate you was full fucked off those cones last night but you didn't fall asleep so you technically didn't green out haha sick cunttttt

by BillyMasterCunt May 31, 2021