pulled a wild hare out of my ass

Miraculously getting the motivation to accomplish something difficult and actually pulling it off in the last minute.
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A combination of the phrases "pull it out of my ass" (i.e. doing something difficult in the last minute) and "got a wild hare up my ass" (i.e. unexpectedly having motivation to do something).

I pulled a wild hare out of my ass and wrote my 10 page report starting at 3am the night before it was due.

by Gypsy Scotty March 15, 2011

fill my little world right up

Have anal sex.

You know, up the ass.

Hey show some love,
you ain't so tough,
come fill my little world right up,
right up.

by Hello its M D December 9, 2008

Tell me how my ass tastes.

A saying used when you do something that makes anyone look weak, or makes you look superior.

Coined by Shaquille O'Neal's rap against Kobe.

Person A: "You're gonna get intercepted, watch!"

Person B: "Never! Watch, for the touchdown!"

Person A intercepts Person B

Person B: "Damn..."

Person A: "Tell me how my ass tastes."

by The Cannon June 27, 2008

I demand my Leprechauns with Jam

1- Surrealism

2- Having an oddly dreamlike or unreal quality

3- A literary movement that attempts to express the workings of the subconscious and is characterized by fantastic imagery and incongruous juxtaposition of subject matter

"I demand my Leprechauns with Jam" Believing you are a Fairy, Superman or Jesus himself! Telling people you live with all 7 of Snow Whites Dwarves.

by Seth African April 29, 2010

let the air outta my glass

to ask for a refill at the bar

Hey bartender, let the air outta my glass

by cheaptrickrick December 13, 2009

takin my talents to south beach

the glorious act of masturbation

Lebron "I was takin my talents to south beach over the offseason"

by stickles for three November 18, 2010

cut myself out of my shoes

When one is so drunk he/she can't untie their shoes but can manage to find a knife and cut himself/herself out of them.

Coined by the band Audacity in a Victim of Time interview in Chicago 2014, "Two or three days ago we were in Iowa City and we were pretty drunk and Matty was the last one up and he had to cut his shoes off with a knife. He woke up and said “I was so drunk last night I had to cut myself out of my shoes” and I thought it was a figure of speech or something like that."

by Robyn Bangs April 17, 2014