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dirty maylee

A dirty maylee is a person who likes to drink mud and then proceed to give a BJ
That dirty maylee was great last night
by Dirtile Doug February 15, 2017
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dirty darin

When you have to jerk in the shower and it goes every where.
Man, took a shower this morning, and did a Dirty Darin, took forever to clean.
by Derbet June 4, 2020
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Dirty Dungeon Pirate

The dirtiest sex act known to man. It is an orgy in which all participants (wearing bondage gear) cum shot into each others eye's until one eye is fully blind on each participant (If it only involves a man and a women the man must sperm in his own eye) they then proceed to scat on each other till fully bathed in faeces.
Dave: Just going Fishing in Whitby.
Adam: I'm cuming ;)
Johnny: Me too.
Alex: Oh no looks like they're going for a Dirty Dungeon Pirate again.
Pete: Yeah they are.
by Nex Solo June 6, 2011
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Dirty Little Secret

What you have when you make out with a guy you like in the church basement while he has a girlfriend. Also a kickass song by All American Rejects.
Amanda: did u make out with that one dude?
Ashley: yea he's my "dirty little secret"
by ashley jay January 3, 2006
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Dirty Disco Ball

When your girl or side hoe takes a cup of confetti and has you cum in it and then puts it in her mouth. After that she engulfs your scrotum and continues to gargle on it until the sticky confetti sticks on to you giving the appearance of a disco ball.
After arts and crafts with my daughter, she gave me a Dirty Disco Ball.
by @heelyfromtwitter August 14, 2017
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dirty gooch rash

rash one gets when sttempting to keep the gooch clean and attempting to clean up dirty gooch hair. caused when one shampoos said gooch and doesnt rinse properly hence forming the DIRTY GOOCH RASH!
Homie 1:Nigga my gooch be itchin!i think i got the dirty gooch rash!!!11one
Homie 2:Dumbass you need to be shampooin that shit regularly!
Homie 1:dayum dawg i be shampooin that shit every day!
Homie 2:Fuckin dumbass you need to rinse properly now stop fuckin itchin youre scarin away them fine ass bitches im tryin to bag!

at this point in time Homie 2 decides Homie 1 needs to die and busts a cap in his ass...or dirty gooch...same area
by Patrick from Atown November 30, 2006
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Dirty Gooch Hair

The hair between your spank bag and o-ring. If you're not shampooing that shit regularly, then it'll turn into.... Dirty Gooch Hair!

Dirty Gooch Hair can sometimes get dingleberries caught in it. Always try to soap it down with the families bar of soap so it don't stink like a black street urchin. Bitches don't like dirty gooch hair so try shavin that shit off or maybe perming it.

R-Kelly is known to braid his dirty gooch hair
Homie 1: Nigga you stink!
Homie 2: I didn't get to shower this mornin
Homie 1: Well did you at least wash out your dirty gooch hair?
Homie 2: Nigga I told you I didn't get to shower
Homie 1: Damn nigga you scarin' all da bitches away
Homie 2: (Shanks Homie #1 Dead) Lets see how you like it

(Homie #2 Dumps the steaming load he's been holding all morning on Homie #1)
by Shankmasta November 26, 2006
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