by Minah200 August 15, 2023
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4 elementary schools and 3 years of fresh middle school hell all preparing you for the 2 years of high school you're gonna complete before almost surely dropping out.. killing yourself... or getting pregnant during. but before an inevitable alcoholic era caused by the crushing weight of junior year, teachers gaslighting you into believing you didn't turn in that essay you pulled all nighters for, and upper class-men manipulating you into hitting a mango juul sums up your middle school experience... not to mention rumors of teacher affairs amongst other scandals... you'll be bullied, exhausted, and pressured into changing ever single thing about yourself...you'll make and lose more friends than you'll have in your entire life and join clubs and extra curriculars in hopes of social interaction, only to be met with social anxiety and an energy that reeksss of axe body spray, B.O, and desperation... the crushes you have on your 40 year old male teachers will stick with you forever... you'll never be able to get that image of yourself accidentally flashing the gymnasium out of your mind... your first kiss will be fucking atrocious...and you WILL want to die... but if i had to do it, you fucking do too.
4 elementary schools and 3 years of fresh middle school hell all preparing you for the 2 years of high school you're gonna complete before almost surely dropping out.. killing yourself... or getting pregnant during. but before an inevitable alcoholic era caused by the crushing weight of junior year, teachers gaslighting you into believing you didn't turn in that essay you pulled all nighters for, and upper class-men manipulating you into hitting a mango juul sums up your middle school experience... not to mention rumors of teacher affairs amongst other scandals... you'll be bullied, exhausted, and pressured into changing ever single thing about yourself...you'll make and lose more friends than you'll have in your entire life and join clubs and extra curriculars in hopes of social interaction, only to be met with social anxiety and an energy that reeksss of axe body spray, B.O, and desperation... the crushes you have on your 40 year old male teachers will stick with you forever... you'll never be able to get that image of yourself accidentally flashing the gymnasium out of your mind... your first kiss will be fucking atrocious...and you WILL want to die... but if i had to do it, you fucking do too.
"i went to great valley school district (2) and had to sell my entire large intestine to the mafia after i graduated.a'
by boombastia September 6, 2023
Get the great valley school district (2) mug.in your high school years of this esteemed organization, funded by PTO freaks and lowkey wino soccer moms, you'll embark on a wonderful journey of hallway hookups, big stall seshes, the crushing reality of your personal mortality, and self discovery. widely known as "THE PHARMACY", someone you know will OD within the first week of school and post about it afterward with the jarring caption of "just another silly day"... you'll likely develop an eating disorder as if you weren't already barely choking down your shitty cafeteria lunch after looking at that hollow red arrow next to your crush's name after he begged you to "make his night ;)". you'll be balls deep in assignments WHILE being reminded to "get outside and enjoy that weather!".. they're so sweet to think of you <3 now the genre of teachers that inhabit this prison range from 'Super Sick Nasty Chill Dad/Mom Would Name Ur Kid After' to 'WILL Rip Up, Eat, and Shit Out Your Dumb Fragile Teenage Emotions"... there is no in between... tread lightly. **WARNING** the current principle of this school has the eyes of a cold dead fish and will 100% stop u in the middle of a busy hallway to make u cover ur shoulders.** it'll be a dream!...as long as you disassociate the entire time :)
anyway don't go here... stay safe... homeschool or go off the grid instead <3
anyway don't go here... stay safe... homeschool or go off the grid instead <3
"great valley school district (3) is the root of irreversible trauma...but that one social studies teacher was so fine." (@ great valley middle school <3)
by boombastia September 6, 2023
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"its 15th of Feb, wear your pyjamas to school day"
"ohhhhhhh"
"its 15th of Feb, wear your pyjamas to school day"
"ohhhhhhh"
by areyoubored.com December 19, 2020
Get the wear your pyjamas to school day mug.Jeffery: Oh I go to Washington Court House City Schools
Karl: That school sucks!!
Melissa: The food there is gross
Karl: That school sucks!!
Melissa: The food there is gross
by eeveeyya November 5, 2020
Get the Washington Court House City Schools mug.the school nobody knows of in shelby, north carolina. also called by many "smarty-pants school"
gays and gals flourish here
gays and gals flourish here
this girl im talking to goes to cleveland early college high school (CECHS)
oh dope, she must be real smart
no LMFAO
oh dope, she must be real smart
no LMFAO
by babey jade January 31, 2021
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this school is full of roadmen and people who play yandere simulator.
people who go to this school will fail their gcses.
they have the worst support office which they call the 'raising achievements office' which really tells you that they dont care about you, just your grades.
the waiting list for counseling is so long surely they should be revising how theyre teaching with the amount of people who need help here.
the head teacher is a literal leprechaun.
this school is full of roadmen and people who play yandere simulator.
people who go to this school will fail their gcses.
they have the worst support office which they call the 'raising achievements office' which really tells you that they dont care about you, just your grades.
the waiting list for counseling is so long surely they should be revising how theyre teaching with the amount of people who need help here.
the head teacher is a literal leprechaun.
steve: oh yeah my kids decided to go to sir henry floyd grammar school
bob: oh good luck to your kid that place will tear apart his enjoyment of life
bob: oh good luck to your kid that place will tear apart his enjoyment of life
by I'm so gay July 13, 2022
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