It's My Havarti and I'll Rye If I Want To

A special burger with havarti cheese that comes on rye bread

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the It's My Havarti and I'll Rye If I Want To, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

6 Big black dudes in my ass

The art of getting your ass dominated by 6 black dudes

Bill:I got 6 big black dudes in my ass last night

Bob: cool

by Your dad is gone lol December 20, 2021

i just made today my bitch

everything goes smoothly through out the day, no bullshit or drama

dick: man today was fuckin gay bruh
master: ha sucks because i just made today my bitch

by damn white boy July 10, 2010

at least i have my orange juice

a creative and subtle way of saying that you're going to have a shitty day (derived from a florida orange juice commercial).

John: I got an email saying the professor would post our grades today.

Mike: at least I have my orange juice...

by AngryAtom January 20, 2011

I'm not willing to sacrifice my life for a cupcake.

Used when someone suggests doing something that is obviously dangerous and stupid.

"You should climb up it and jump off. Just remember to roll when you land."

"No thanks. I'm not willing to sacrifice my life for a cupcake."

by abart May 1, 2010

you got to be yanking my dick off

A similar expression to, "you got to be kidding me!" But better.

Harris-"Dude, I forgot my keys in my car!"
Timothy-"You got to be yanking my dick off! Again?!"

by Ron Swanson... December 23, 2017

Fo Shizzle My Nizzle Bo Dizzle

A phrase used to agree with something.

Izzy: Do you agree that Mountain Dew is the greatest soda ever created?

Stossel: Fo shizzle my nizzle bo dizzle!

by Jam91 April 1, 2009