Big cock hummus man

Madeline’s best work, a Mediterranean god, 9 inch nail,

Guy:who’s that?
Stu: that mr big cock hummus man, don’t ask about his friend, he told his mom

by P€€p€€p••p••• April 16, 2022

man kegal

An exercise to help a man from peeing on himself it also improves the male orgasm and makes the erection harder.

EX.Jay did you do your man kegals today? That boner you had was super hard and what an orgasm that was.

JAY IF YOU DO YOUR KEGALS YOU WONT NEED TO BUY ANYMORE DEPENDS.

HEY WHY DOES YOUR FACE LOOK LIKE THAT? ARE YOU DOING A MAN KEGAL?

by kegal entertainment January 16, 2014

stinky stinky fart man roleplay

The act of going to caustic laboratory as caustic in apex legends

Yo we are about to stinky stinky fart man roleplay so hard right now

by Triskin June 17, 2022

The Man Who Sold The World (Urdmurt): The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perinal abscesses.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Man Who Sold The World (Urdmurt): The First Juvenile Release.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025

CHONK MAN

A rare breed of human who dosnt exist and is a fat child but is malnourished at the same time and is dyslexic

CHONK MAN is my sempaii

by CHONK MAN July 30, 2021

Man-Saggers

A occurrence in a human male who is obese where the increased number of female hormones combine with the fat to create a saggy, wrinkly mess around the nipple area. This can sometimes lead to lactation, and decreased activity in the hardening of the nipples.

Otherwise Known as "shriveled whales" and "Inflated Dehydrated Chest Syndrome"

1. Tom to friends : Man, i heard Jack got the Man-saggers, that shit's deadly. Poor guy, they're really freakin gross too.

2. Doctor to Tom: Im Sorry lad, it seems you have man-saggers. Im going to start you on a intense rehabilitation program, but im sorry to say, your never gonna be the same.

Tom: Fuck my life

by simon3335 May 20, 2009

L mans

Typically when your friend does something lame or borderline bro code?

“I saw him talking game to yo girl, he’s a L Mans for that”

by Duck head Larry October 27, 2021