I’m going to kill your face

When you slap someone on the nose really hard because they’re pissing you off and you say “I’m going to kill your face”

Shut up or “I’m going to kill your face”

by jerrysandy February 12, 2019

i hope you hit your ankle on a scooter

The worst type of pain. If someone tells you that they hope you hit your ankle on a scooter, they most likely want you to die. You are highly recommended to stay away from people who have ever said that to you, or anyone you know.

Arvin: I hope you hit your ankle on a scooter!
Mikael: *runs away, moves to another country*

by Neo1313 November 11, 2019

National eat out your girlfriend day

November 1st is the day for all the boyfriends to give their girls their own pleasure.

Gf: You know what day it is?
Bf: What?
Gf: National eat out your girlfriend day!!
Bf: Spread them legs…

by thatkidd0 October 8, 2022

Fishing in Your Vision

Trying to catch someone’s attention

I was fishing in your vision you were swimming like you were lost.

by CashDied September 5, 2022

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by dickdevourer69 May 11, 2020

wrestling your eel

Another way of saying Masturbating, wrestling your eel

Guy 1: What did you do yesterday?
Guy 2: I was home alone, guess
Guy 1: You were probably wrestling your eel all day
Guy 2: Yeah

by Cokra April 19, 2016

Losing your squareness

Losing your squareness means to kiss a boy or girl with tongue for the first time.

Example: I lost my squareness to Betty the other day. It was moist and squishy but I liked it.

Example: Did you enjoy losing your squareness to Betty?

Definition: To kiss someone with tongue for the first time.

by Lord_Bibblinngton April 1, 2021