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Texas A&M University Corps of Cadets 

A glorified reserve officer training corps in which the sole purpose of every individual is to earn both the right to wear a pair of thousand dollar boots and the right to walk on grass.
Bill is a senior in the Texas A&M Univresity Corps of Cadets and paid for his thousand dollar boots yesterday so he can walk on the grass today!
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The University Of Kansas 

The University Of Kansas is a fine institution located in Lawrence, Kansas. KU is known for having a strong Greek system. KU is on most of the top lists for having a greek system. KU attracts more of the affluent and beautiful people from Johnson County, Wichita, Chicago, Minnesota, and other places around the country. Most of the kids that KU pulled girls and had friends in high school. Most of the kids that were rejects and were ugly fucklings in high school attend Kansas state from KC or Wichita or even western kansas, because they have a better chance of getting into a better house at K-State than they would at KU and they are farm boys. At KU, our greek system has the best of the best kids. We don't like any NF GDI pussy creep fucks in our house like K-State. Vineyard Vines, Southern Tide, and T-shirts with greek letters on them are popular on campus, unlike at kstate, where american eagle and overalls are cool. Here at KU we have one of the best bar scenes in the country, where you will see any bar packed from wednesday to saturday. If you are from Kansas City, you will most likely see your reject high school friends who went off to JCCC, Mizzou, Pitt State, and specifically K-State at the hawk on a weekly basis. If they're are any reasonable examples to prove the reasoning of why KU is the best school in the KC metro area, Drive through Mission Hills (where everybody dreams of living when they are adults) and count how many KU flags there are compared to K-State flags.
K-State fan: Yelling EMAW from the Trailer park in Garden City.
The University Of Kansas fan: Yelling Rock Chalk from a Leawood Mansion.

Loyola University Chicago 

Place where the administration will charge students for everything including the air they breathe. A private institution for kids whose parents have more money than time and for Northwestern rejects.
Student A: Where do you go?

Student B: Loyola University Chicago

Student A: Yea, I got rejected from Northwestern too.

Colorado Christian University 

A private Christian school in Lakewood, Colorado. Known for it's exploitation of it's students through the facade of faith and Christian principles for financial gain. This once phenomenal institution for one to experience true integration of faith and learning through diverse interesting opinionated staff, deep intellectual courses, and considerate honorable student body has recently fallen into a student body of vipers, brain washing narrow minded professors, and corrupt and/or naive administration who see the students who attend as nothing more than dollar signs.
Girl:"I've had such a terrible time getting my class schedule together this semester. It's like my LDC advisor just wants me to stay in school so I'll pay and really isn't interested in offering me good advice for my college career."

Boy: "Colorado Christian University didn't even give me an advisor till my junior year..."

St. John's University 

A school that will accept anyone who is willing to pay the high tuition and or is fortunate enough to pay out of pocket without one of their generous scholarships that 90% of the student body is on. A school, which tries to act like a University but, in the end, they really are an average college in Queens pumped up on steroids. At the most random places throughout the campus, there will be Indians bowing down on the floor as if they are visually seeing Christ’s body. People on campus think it is normal to be have a Redneck, African American, Asian, and Indian sit at a lunch table together and be friends. Coming to class slightly sweaty in a t-shirt and workout pants is considered classy. The only place in all of NYC were wearing all red does not signify that you are part of the Bloods. Completely possible to not show up to class in a 50-person classroom and just come in on the last day of class to take the final and end up passing the course when class participations consist of 25% of the overall grade. Every student thinks they must be part of an organization that is related to their major or they will never land a job after graduation. Students are amazed at how spectacular the DAC is, when in reality, it is a giant building that is 2 years old, with white slate floors that have already turned completely black due to the cleaning service only cleaning once per week.
"Where do you go to school Jonny?" "St. John's University!" "That sucks, try not to get blown up, they got terrorists over there!"

Queen's University 

An overrated, privileged school for fuck boi little bastards. They use daddy's line of credit to pay an un-godly sum of money for their heavenly little children to learn how to throw shitty jams. There students free marks an top of that. 95% of their student population is rich kids who went to private schools with daddy's guap. If you rich fucks want your child to come back more retarded than when he/she left, this is the place to be (or Western as a back up)!
McMaster student: Yo fam I heard there's a jam up at Queen's University this weekend for hoco?
Ryerson student: Naw bun the Queen's, those waste yutes bout to catch a defaz straight to the dome.

McMaster student: Ah maybe I'll go up just to slide in with a blonde thooter.

Christopher Newport University 

Christopher Newport is just like UVA, only prettier. We're the school where the kids are smart and gorgeous, the facilities are amazing and our dorms are nicer than your house.
Even though were a "dry campus", kids come from all over Hampton Roads to party with us. Christopher Newport University is the Beverly Hills of Colleges.

Go to Port Warwick to party...but only if your Greek. And if you're not pretty, your basically a Geek.
I'm amazing, I go to Christopher Newport University, duh!