Twat Waffle

Someone who is a douche bag, idiot, jerk ect.

When your ex calls you drunk asking to hook up he is being a twat waffle.

by Missj09 November 17, 2009

Twat Waffle

When you stomp someone cunt while wereing boots, thus leaving a waffle like indention.

I grabbed the bitch by the anckles and spread her legs wide then stomped down hard, leaving a twat waffle impression!

by VendettaWylde April 03, 2011

twat waffle

1. An insult referring to a part of the female anatomy and a breakfast food. 2. A twisted term of endearment

Jo: What's up twat waffle?
Ash: Not much.

by Ashlor February 11, 2010

twat rod

Term used to replace the word penis!

"Oh my what a large Twat Rod you have!!"

by Scattyman May 01, 2005

Bottle Twat

a girl that enjoys being fucked by a plastic bottle after giving a blowjob

Plastic water bottles are usually the choice of a bottle twat, especially the ones that are ribbed, but soda bottles will work just as good

ME: I went out with Chasity last night.

BOB: Did you fuck her?

ME: Not really. She sucked me off then wanted me to fuck her, so I grabbed my Sprite and crammed it up her bottle twat.

by sockboy666 July 14, 2009

nipple twat

a woman with incredibly large breasts nipple, which happens to be inverted.

This bitch Debbie. Her titties were massive, but she has a nipple twat.

by Luckie August 17, 2006

glasses twat

A somewhat nerdy, often academically gifted person who dislikes physical activity, and also happens to wear spectacles.

Mum: "Benny, why don't you go and join the local chess club?"
Benny: "No way am I going to hang around with those glasses twats."

by Dr. Sven June 01, 2006