Tony Science

A humorous term used during nights out to describe the often surprisingly effective, improvised problem-solving or decision-making approach of someone named Tony. When a tricky or chaotic situation arises—whether it's navigating a club queue, resolving a group disagreement, or figuring out how to get everyone home—Tony's solution, no matter how unconventional, is dubbed Tony Science due to its uncanny success. This is not to be confused with Nick Science, which refers to similarly attempted solutions by Nick, usually resulting in more chaos or poor outcomes.

A definition made in honour of his wedding day

What is Tony Science?
The best science, it will definitely work

"A humorous term used during nights out to describe the often surprisingly effective, improvised problem-solving or decision-making approach of someone named Tony. When a tricky or chaotic situation arises—whether it's navigating a club queue, resolving a group disagreement, or figuring out how to get everyone home—Tony's solution, no matter how unconventional, is dubbed Tony Science due to its uncanny success. This is not to be confused with Nick Science, which refers to similarly attempted solutions by Nick, usually resulting in more chaos or poor outcomes.

A definition made in honour of his wedding day"

by Sparrow 10/05/2025 May 8, 2025

Tony Deep

When a female is icked by a man due to them being too deep

What don't you want to see me again!? Was I too Tony?
He was too Tony deep for me

by TonyDee August 26, 2023

Lil Toni

lil tony’s younger brother who loves vegan semen down his throat.

Lil Toni: I give you sucky sucky for twenty five

Guy 1: wtf why you bully me

lil toni: what you don’t want sucky suck then I shall Bill Cosby you

Five hrs later

Officer 1: looks like this dude has been bill cosbied

Officer 2: well I bet it’s lil Toni

Officer 1: lil tony or lil Toni
Officer 2: nigga the gay one

Officer 1: oh that one

Don’t let lil Toni come near you when he’s horny son.

by big black bus September 27, 2018

Toni

I LOVE TONI SO MUCH, ID DO ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING FOR HER OML, I NEED HER TO BE MINE, LIFE IS NOT WORTH LIVING IF I CANT HAVE TONI

Luv you toni-me

by Ukev5 Lover June 10, 2025

Tony

short boy, who is a mommy’s boy that apologizes for everything and will break a girls heart and fat shame people.

tony: hey at least i can fit in the ocean

and don’t look like a cow
anyone: rude

by anonymous October 18, 2021

Toni

Toni is a complicated, funny, traumatized, anxious, overly loving, caring, weird, and ambitious person. They love animals, art, music, people who have the same energy, weird things, museums, movies, tiny things, food, traveling, and sweet things. They always crave a good conversation, ramen, snacks, cake, a night drive, star gazing, a good thriller, and rom-coms. Sometimes when you meet a Toni they have a lot of baggage, stories, chocolate, they cry a lot, laugh a lot, hug a lot, have a lot of blankets, and drink a lot of coffee. They only vibe with people who are caring, loving, passionate, weird, fun, blunt, honest, and affectionate. A Toni knows when you’re mad, sad, happy, and lying. Don’t fuck with a Toni because they can be empaths and highly sensitive. Tonis are also down for a good time with good people.

We all need a Toni.

by whathappenedtowaldo November 23, 2021

Tony Roma

Shaping ravioli into a dildo and then freezing to later on pleasure yourself.

I walked in on my friend and she was tony romaing!

by Blblaz February 28, 2019