Meat Cupboard

A vagina.

'Hayley I want to slam the doors of your meat cupboard'

'Would you like me to restock your meat cupboard?'

by Hafn90 July 21, 2017

Ghost meat

When you hook up with a guy but don't want to remember it

Did you get any ass last night?

Ya but don't tell anyone... Ghost meat, ya know?

by Hillin January 1, 2017

Gig meat

When a male becomes sexually aroused whilst playing a musical instrument on stage

"I totally got gig meat the first time I played live"

by MadAXman April 8, 2010

Meat Barber

Someone who cuts pubes for a living.

Lukas’s new job as a Meat Barber had been paying well.

by Brothelmaid April 26, 2020

Meat Boat

A big, long, perfectly formed poop.

"Look, I launched a meat boat! It's set sail!"

by Waxbean2000 July 12, 2017

Meat Juice

That white stuff that comes out of your dick

I just splattered Meat Juice everywhere

by thechadman412 December 1, 2020

clean meat

Real meat made through cellular agriculture, without killing animals or wasting antibiotics. Nutrient energy is not distributed to structures like a tail or a face, instead it is all devoted to the product.

Clean meat tastes just like slaughtered meat without the guilt.

by picantepiacente June 17, 2019