Kentucky Thumb

When you're hitting it from the back and you slip a thumb in.

Alternatively: then shrapnel from an exploding fire arm cuts your jugular artery, and you are forced you plug the wound with your thumb.

I was using those old SLAP rounds and the gun exploded! Had to use the ol' Kentucky Thumb

by Brandon's boy May 20, 2021

Kentucky thumb

When you're girl is on her period and she lets you put your eggplant in her truffle tunnel on top of a folding table, but you don't want any blood on your ham candle so you "stick a thumb in it."

Got to ride the mud slide last night, but it was that time of the month so I gave my girl the "Kentucky thumb".

by Blue Jay 95 May 20, 2021

Green thumb

When your wiping your ass and then you look and the only thing with shit on it is your thumb..

I wiped my ass and accidently got a green thumb...

by Choach Poacher February 28, 2024

kentucky thumb

For when she is on her period and you finger her with your thumb

Scott: “After she blew, I gave her the ol’ Kentucky Thumb!”
Brandon: “Wow.”

by distopoeia May 20, 2021

Left Thumb Ring

When a woman wears a left thumb ring it signifies she's a Lesbian, on the other hand, If a man wears a left thumb ring, it signifies he's gay.

Wow, she's wearing a Left Thumb Ring, no wonder all the gay girls are going for her.
Wow, he's wearing a Left Thumb Ring, no wonder all the gay guys are going for him.

by sharkmother September 14, 2022

thumb detecting nut fucker

A Thumb detecting nut fucker is like the normal nut fucker just with a separate face for general hammering and bashing thus like any hammer it likes to hit your thumb.

If you can't loosen the bolt just give it a good whack with the old Thumb detecting nut fucker.

by lembnau February 1, 2017

thumb junky

A Facebook user desperate for the little hit of a 'like' on his post.

Dave is constantly flooding pics of his crappy car on the Facebook group page. He needs the Likes. He's such a Thumb Junky.

by Bob Sweat February 20, 2018