thumb me dumbly

Thumb me dumbly is the acting of taking the nearest mentally challenged person (or group of persons depending on how fucked up you are) and having he/she/them insert their thumbs into your anal cavity

Guy 1: so what did you get up to last weekend bro?
Guy 2: I went to the loony bin and got a few retards to thumb me dumbly
Guy 1: you’re a sick little cunt you are

by Hugelymassivedick February 14, 2019

kentucky thumb

A sex position in which a man tenderly shoves his thumb into a woman's coochie while screaming "SLAP ROUND THIS... BABY!!!"

I'm gonna give her a good old Kentucky Thumb tonight

by Jtheinsane May 20, 2021

kentucky thumb

A sex position involving shoving your thumb into certain holes. Named after youtuber Kentucky Ballistics after shoving his thumb into his neck after his 50 cal exploded

Yeah, baby. You're definitely getting the Kentucky Thumb tonight

by MemesAreCancer May 20, 2021

Gamer Thumb

When you twerk the nipple so long that your thumb gets tired.

You better slow down baby, or you’re going to get gamer thumb.

by Sonofsaiyan October 6, 2020

Kentucky Thumb

While having sex in the doggie position, a man will slap his partners ass and immediately shove his thumb in his partners ass

Yea man, last night was crazy in bed. We were going hot and heavy until i gave her the "Kentucky thumb"

by Gunther05071 May 20, 2021

kentucky Thumb

Using your thumb to prevent the flow of bodily fluids.

Scott used his Kentucky thumb to save himself from squirting bodily fluids all over his own father.

by Spm646 May 20, 2021

Thumb

A relatively fat person who has a gut and arches their back when they walk.

"Look at that guy! He looks like a god damn hitch hiker's thumb!"

by fxper March 19, 2021