Two Butts in a Banana

Like 2 peas in a pod: So similar to be indistinguishable or nearly so.

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If you and a friend fell 5 seconds apart; the first hitting the skin of the banana and the second hitting the fruit.
"Hey Kerri, would you like..."
"Some tacos!"
"Yeah! Well aren't we just two butts in a banana"
by omally June 28, 2018
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Jacob with two b's

If you make eye contact with him...you will be killed by three baby giraffes, followed by 2 of Santa's elves and Mrs. Claus burying you in the ground and you will wake up in hell with only an old lady named Ruth to accompany you.
Oh no I just made eye contact with Jacob with two b's
by Jacob with two e's March 14, 2019
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Tasmanian Two Stroke

Jerking off to the point just before ejaculation, then finish off in her vagina with two strokes.
He wasn’t really into her, but had to impregnate her to keep the family line going. He pulled a Tasmanian Two Stroke and went straight to sleep.
by Daproduca September 21, 2018
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season two anxiety

the fear one gets, after having watched an amazing first season of a tv show, that the second season might be shit.
dude, i've got full-on season two anxiety for glee. it can't possibly live up to the expectations the first season has set!
by 3Wishes February 18, 2011
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Two inches left

Like a gold digger, this person marries for money, but the catch is they have to be old to the point that they only two inches left
Me: Did you see that Amanda from high school married that rich dude with all that money and can only get around in a wheelchair.
Her: I'm thinking that she thinks he has only two inches left.
by Siouxsie Supertramp August 31, 2020
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Two Pound Watchdog

A Yorkshire, Chihuahua, Pomeranian or other fur laden rodent with a HUGE mouth and constant bark.
A two pound watchdog wouldn't even make a decent sized sandwich.
by Pootdaggy September 08, 2017
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two-body problem

a situation in which an academic must choose between giving priority to his/her career or his/her significant other, especially with regard to his/her location of residence;

relocating to an institution based on proximity to one's significant other at the cost of prestige, or relocating for a prestigious position at the expense of one's relationship with his/her significant other;

a system whose solution gives the equations of geographic motion of an academic and his/her significant other, often solvable by separation into center of mass motion and displacement vector motion
-"She chose UC-Irvine over MIT?"
-"Yeah, it's a two-body problem. Her boyfriend works at UCLA."
by Rayleigh–Bénard March 30, 2013
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