by Iillaann January 16, 2020
by RealDefinitionGuyManDude January 06, 2021
When a male is performing anal sex on a female (specifically in the reverse cowgirl, or the missionary position) and the female proceeds to extricate feces in the midst of anal sex onto the males genitalia
Him: Hey babe you want to try the Japanese fire cracker?
Her: yeah sure I haven’t shat in 3 days let’s do this
Her: yeah sure I haven’t shat in 3 days let’s do this
by Wacka flockin November 01, 2017
(noun) A white woman with an oversized bottom.
(verb) The act of performing anal sex with a white woman with an oversized bottom. I.E. to cracker barrel someone.
(verb) The act of performing anal sex with a white woman with an oversized bottom. I.E. to cracker barrel someone.
by jtmiller August 22, 2008
Often refers to white people who wear wal-mart shoes, or show other signs of noticeable poverty. "Western Family" refers to a company that sells cheaper products (Including crackers) at grocery stores.
"You're such a western family cracker."
"Tell that to the ugly, two-cent hooker you like to visit all the time."
"Tell that to the ugly, two-cent hooker you like to visit all the time."
by I'm the Pope, And You're not. September 15, 2007
A petty and vindictive individual that will stoop to the lowest of the low for even a perceived slight.
Don’t say anything bad about the new manager, that cracker crumb bitch will have you doing the worst jobs in here, if not fire you…
by AgentDerb July 20, 2021
A fictional institution of higher learning where cocky know-it-alls get their education. In other words, got their degree from a Cracker Jack box.
Controlling parent: Yeah, my son is 40 years old, but he still has to obey me, cause IT’S THE LAW!
Judge: Where did you get your law degree? Cracker Jack University?
Judge: Where did you get your law degree? Cracker Jack University?
by Hannibal Cannabis September 10, 2020