shitty cookie

When you get a fortune cookie that gives you identical numbers for your lotto picks.

WTF! My lucky numbers are 5-15-25-30-25! What a shitty cookie!

by Hoof Hearted May 23, 2008

cookie vegan

A person who normally is vegan, e.g. eats no meat or dairy, but will eat a non-vegan cookie any time.

Amy tried to be vegan for a month, but went cookie vegan after her grandmother cooked her favorite oatmeal raisin cookies.

by Suzanne Greene November 8, 2007

Qweef Cookie

1. adj. a foul smelling gas in or around the vagina
2. a rather distasteful or vulgar individual. 3. Random insult

Screw you qweef cookie" , " Stop being such a pussy you qweef cookie

by Craig F. Christ October 12, 2010

Cookie Party

A cookie party is a normally feminine activity in which cookies/cakes/brownies are made and movies are watched at my house. For some ppl who do this at their own house, they sometimes like to put things in the mix besides whats in the ingredient list.

Let's invite the neighborhood girls and have a Cookie Party!

by roadsideflowers July 3, 2009

french cookie

When a male spluge in a male/females belly button the spluge is allowed to harden and when removed resembles that of a french cookie. Served with a big glass of milk

Alexis and Andy were doing the nasty when Andy decided to spluge on Alexis's stomach area. Some spulge was left in the bellybutton the next morning Alexis found the harden spluge and mistook it for a french cookie.

by Chris Yogoeeo October 1, 2006

crack cookies

Cookies that are chocolatey and makes you feel like you are floating on a cloud of butterflies.

Haylee is totaly addicted to Rachel's "crack cookies"!

by 74682349 March 9, 2009

Booty Cookie

A rock-hard turd that feels like it is cutting into your booty hole while dropping a deuce.

Things began to go downhill when I felt the Booty Cookie making its way through my rectal pathway.

by Jizz Blaster May 20, 2009