Cosmic Blasted

When you are turbo gonked on quality gas

Person 1: Yo steve!
Person 5: steve can’t answer you, he’s cosmic blasted
Steve:

by dinkystinker January 28, 2023

Blast someone's brains out

When you shoot someone in the head, fracturing their skull, causing their disfigured brains to fly out of the skull of their dead bodies.

Fred wants to blast someone's brains out if someone called him gay again.

by PhoenixGamer34 April 8, 2022

Baja blasted

When a cup of Baja blast is thrown at someone’s face

“Did you see the girl on TikTok get Baja blasted?”

by The j-word December 16, 2021

Shotgun Blasted

Hit with a shotgun blast.

How did I survive getting shotgun blasted three times with a Gnaster Shotgun, but instantly die when getting shotgun blasted with an Overkill Shotgun once at the exact same range?

by Bubby Lightshdaow Aurora March 13, 2019

but blasting media yields butt blasting remarks

Sharing opinionated knowledge on news, media, etc. to a large group and learning afterwards, it could be used against self or the opinion shared by self.

But blasting media yields butt blasting remarks: I didn’t like what someone said to me. I blasted it on social media and I received more comments I disapprove of.

by HunkyBeat May 27, 2022

Blasted

The highest level of being under the influence of Marijuana. After the level of being Blasted.

Yo bro you blasted?

- haha no, yoo i am glasted 🤣🤣

Yo let’s go make some chicken noodle and put it on the oven to bake ?
- lmao this dude is Glasted already.

by Omega black wolf October 6, 2019

Chinese finger blast

When you put a turd inside a Chinese dogs ass to lube it up and proceed to finger blast it until it erupts with explosive diarrhea.

I gave my new puppy the Chinese finger blast to see if I wanted to keep it or not

by TheFingerblaster January 6, 2022