cold spring theory

The probability that they know Eugene is 10 to 1

Cold Spring theory? You got the wrong map.

by Florence1 August 2, 2023

Hat Theory

The Hat Theory is Félix "xQc" Lengyel's opinion that, even if a big part of success is luck, its oneself responsibility to try and get it

"You know, if in life you always show up and you get a participation ticket everyday, at some point, you'll hit the juice. Even if you show up and you don't get it 100 times in a row maybe at some point you'll get it. But if you have no names in the hat, how can you expect to be drawn from the hat? You can't. Every day you have to put your name in it. At some point, it goes juicer mode. You've just gotta believe in yourself and what you do"

Chat: Hat Theory FeelsStrongMan Clap

by YYP20 January 15, 2022

deer in headlights theory

n. the theory that people look unexpectedly hot as fuck from the back camera in the dark with flash

vanessa is the perfect example of the ‘deer in headlights theory’

by assenavd.sneeze September 19, 2021

arden theory

The Arden Theory is that no one named Arden actually looks like they’d be an Arden

Person 1: “oh look at this girl, Arden”
Person 2: “her name is Arden? She looks more like a Caitlyn to me…”
Person 1: “totally.”
Person 2: “see? Arden Theory.”

by Shrek5ever April 7, 2024

The Andy’s Theory

The Andy’s Theory, is a theory where people respond immediately right after you text him.

Why does he respond so quickly? Maybe The Andy’s Theory can help out with this

by Andy’s Theory January 6, 2020

String Theory of Life

The belief that every decision, emotion, or relationship is tangled in a web of invisible threads—and pulling one always yanks five others.

I tried to fix my schedule and ended up in a full-on string theory of life moment—now I’m rethinking my career and my coffee order.

by Briton Phillip October 18, 2025

Straight Up Theory

The act of pointing ones genitalia straight into ones mouth “accidentally” and then ejaculating.

I believe Kanye West subscribes to Straight up theory recently

by El Choso November 8, 2025