30 second job

When you only last 30 seconds when having sex with a girl

Hey Erik do you do 30' second jobs

No Jacob I last for like 5 minutes when I'm having sex, no 30 second jobs

by 30seconejob February 17, 2016

general smear (the second update: 25.04.24)

The shitty-doings of General Smear continue to drown the students of Baulko. It started with the walls and students but at one point... he just could not hold it in any longer. Students. Teachers. Principal. AND ESPECIALLY the Janitor was smeared all over. Fortunately, following this disastrous attack, we can identify one particular victim and gain a 69-minute interview with the boy himself. NAMELY, Zuhair, or as his new name post-catastrophe, ZuShit. This momo dupe of a Bengali boy just wanted to learn about the ideal GAS laws, especially GAY loose(nut)sacks law. However, the general had other plans. ZuShit was surprised to learn he would not only learn the theory of how gas is formed but rather was given an unexpected practical on how gases turn into brown precipitates. Feeling like he had learnt a lo that lesson he gleefully walked out the corridor when he noticed something... a stench. Connecting the brown dots, he took a glance down at his feet evidently covered, shmeared and engulfed by the general's signature premium shit. he ran to confront the general who was shitting in the female cubicle as he was in a quite a hurry. The stench was simply too blasphemous.

Knock Knock!
"get out buddy i am trying to cook up tonight's dinner! please wait your turn"
"no you don't understand what you have done. my parents bob and sam will not accept me. they will sent me back to syria.

"mate i don't have time for this shit! piss off."

Saranyan: Damn bro i feel really bad for ZuShit.

Rishi: yeah no cap fanum tax ohio rizzler.

Saranyan: must be a shitty experience

ZuShit!: hey dont make fun of me guys!!!🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
Rishi: i think its time to let the public know general's true powers in the latest general smear (the second update: 25.04.24)

by dailybritishbrownboy March 25, 2024

second day of every year

on the second day of every year, the chickens.

fun fact: on the second day of every year, the chicken

by funni guy January 23, 2023

the Second Coming

Be prepared. The weird guy from texas has found his successor.

?: Did you hear? The Second Coming of the weird guy from texas is happening.
!: 100% Red doing this for attention

by the russia (p)resident January 31, 2023

Second-hand snap

When someone sends you a snapchat that was also posted on their story

"I know Josh's ass did not just send me a second-hand snap after i sent him a direct one"

by Subsudan February 10, 2017

Enjoying that second hand

The act of breathing in the second hand smoke of a heavy smoker in order to get a fix without smoking yourself.

James: Look at that guy smoking over there
Steve: Oh yeah I could totally go for enjoying that second hand

by Irrational fear April 25, 2013

second sweater

A person so hairy, that when they take their shirt/sweater off, it looks like they have a shirt/sweater on.

Look at that dude! It's 100 degrees out and he's totally rockin' the second sweater!!!

by jTechMHz December 11, 2016