Lemon

Fanfics for horny people

"Jason, what are you reading"
"Some lemons"
"Then why are you jerking off"
"Because I'm reading lemons"

by NSFW Fanfition April 30, 2020

Lemon Eater

A total loser who sucks so much at fantasy football that they have to eat lemons.

Gare is a lemon eater.

by Champ2021 November 1, 2021

!lemon

A infamous discord tag, capturing the catchphrase of a certain player, within the planetside 2 community on the miller-server.

Created by a player called "BilliBobBillsen" the tag refers to a player called "CombustibleLemon" who frequently answered question with "your mom :lmao:".

Question: You know what's really fat and slow?
Answer: Your mom :lmao:.

or

Question: You know what's really fat and slow?
Answer: !lemon

by GamblingSabre May 10, 2022

Lemon log

The act of sticking your penis in someone's butthole and peeing in it.

Josh asked Debbie if he could give her a lemon log. When she said sure he bent her over his couch and proceeded to stick his member in her butt hole and pee.

by Tony the Guy February 14, 2017

lemon

Insulting term, i.e loser, idiot

“You great lemon!”

by printerjoe May 29, 2025

Lemon

A fruit, a fucking fruit

Jeff: Hey dude, what's a lemon?

Charlie: It's a goddamn fruit

by can't think of name March 3, 2017

Lemon Doubly

When your old remote controlled robot bugs and reads lamentably wrong

Waiter: what can i get you sir
Aoun: a presidential lemon doubly cocktail please.

by Potato 2 August 12, 2021