porno hand

Having a wank.
See Jerking Off, Bashing one out etc.
Has to be said in the right context.
Having a wank = Got your porno hand out.
Often used whilst watching porn.

Liam: Hey you there? Why aren't you talking?
Dave: Hang on I've got my porno hand out!

Andrew: I had my porno hand out three times today!

by Andrew Jones October 17, 2004

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hand gestures

A hand gesture is a movement you make with your hand. Rude hand gestures include; sticking your middle finger up or your middle and index finger up. A friendly hand gesture is perhaps sticking your thumb up. Hand gestures cna be used to communicate - such as sign language - or it can be motions made with your hand when talking

Jane was pissed off, she made a rude hand gesture at Peter.

Jane's brother was deaf and so she used various hand gestures to communicate.

by Lily Powell May 24, 2006

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Hand Jigger

A nice, but swift action from ones hand to anothers johnson until he nuts. Usually for a debt that is owed.

Its ok, I'm sure we can settle this with a little hand jigger.

by J_HOOT May 1, 2006

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penis hands

To hang out with someone who you have't seen in a great deal of time after a rift in a friendship.

Omg lets penis hands tomorrow.

by CafStudySux June 11, 2006

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mad hand

Skills so incredible that they have the effect on observers of an excellent handjob.

I would like to make sweet sweet love to your show four times a day for the next year and have 5000 little babies running around to keep giving me mad hand... Oh my God that mad, mad hand. Please never go off the air because all the joy will be exhausted from my life and I will probably kill a family of bunny rabbits before turning the shotgun on myself.

by Jenandra May 26, 2008

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