To recieve a blowjob with maple syrup spread on your dick while eating out a moose' pussy (or asshole) and watching the Stanley Cup.
by Strumeister February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. Putting everything in there... I mean everything.
A sex act in which all partners present put everything they can find in any open orifice.
A sex act in which all partners present put everything they can find in any open orifice.
Hey do you want to sit next to me?
Nah, I'll stand. I can't sit because of some crazy Canada's History that went down last night.
Nah, I'll stand. I can't sit because of some crazy Canada's History that went down last night.
by nycollegeboy February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. This word is made from Chinese ( not putonghua). You have to change it to Chinese to uncoded it. This word is about a Chinese teacher in LSC. She usually wears tank top and show her Canada while writing. XDDDD
by DAPRONOOB November 10, 2020
Get the Show Canadamug. by type aaaa February 20, 2022
Get the Canada Drymug. by Stanarchist September 28, 2021
Get the Canadamug. The term Canada's History is a term used to describe a sexual act of approaching an old homeless man and kindly asking him to strip his penis of skin. Then with the hard pulsating veins of his dick, take and stroke them in the asshole of a rotting moose after you filled the asshole up with maple syrup. The horn of the moose should then be gently placed inside your pee hole until rupture. Then after you should take your ruptured dick and make a nice paste out of it by grinding it in the Stanley Cups' top with a hockey stick. Proceed to feed it to children, then eat it yourself till you bleed to death.
by badassmotherf February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's historymug.