tea bag

a gurl that is on all fours lickin the doods balls, while the gurl is doin this, the dood is slappin the chic in the face wit his cock

rachel tea bagged jake last night at that crazy party

by ToughGuyzWearPink July 16, 2008

Not my cup of tea

(Idiom) This will appeal to a formidable audience, but not me.

1: What do you think of feminazi rallies?


2: Not my cup of tea

2's mind: Iron my shirt bitch

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 10, 2004

Morning Cup of Tea

The first urination of the day.

Guy: Good morning sweetie.
Girl: Good morning.
Guy: I'm going to go make my morning cup of tea.
Girl: I hope it's a good one.

by Dode May 25, 2009

Turkish Tea Cup

A distinctive move during sexual intercourse where a female is on all fours or standing up with the male partner positioned behind her and his penis is inserted into the her anus or vagina. The female then reaches backwards with her hand, between her legs, and "cups" her male partner's testicles, thus engaging in the "Turkish Tea Cup"

This stimulating move can heighten the onset of ejaculation in some men, while in others it may postpone this critical moment, allowing for the couple to engage in extended hedonistic pleasure.

Variations:

If she has two male partners, one below her (in front of her) and one behind her with one penis in her vagina and the second in her anus, this movement is now referred to as a "Turkish Sandwich".

If all partners are of the same sex, the move would be referred to as the "Turkish Lock". An all female couple will usually have a prosthetic penis, fingers, or something of the like for rear insertion, but the partner on all fours or standing up will now be rubbing her partner's clitoris.

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fuck each others brain out, Jill grabbed her ankles, Jack dropped his pants and went balls deep while singing Mr Bojangles, she let out a peep, it felt so good, but she knew he might, so she reached back and gave him a Turkish Tea Cup.

by Lazerz4eyez February 6, 2013

Charleston Tea Party

When you squat over a toilet and lightly dip your testicles into the water while masturbating.

"I cannot get off without doing the Charleston Tea Party."

by Freeeems May 19, 2014

taiwanese tea stamp

When a man rubs his balls on one's face starting from the chin to the forehead and violently clubs said forehead with the head of his dick.

Sensei GeBall: Last night my special lady friend asked me to surprise her with something special. So I had her close her eyes and gave her a Taiwanese Tea Stamp!

by Broncho GeBall November 8, 2017

high tea wrinkle

(n) the wrinkle that develops on the forehead when meetings encroach on your afternoon snack break.

So called due to the Victorian England tradition of a late afternoon "high tea" and toast after hours of labor.

Cynthia had developed a high tea wrinkle after our strategy meeting went over by 30 minutes.

by nolandc August 30, 2019